Inky Pinky Parlez Vous (1 Viewer)

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There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous.
There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous.
There was an old woman of 92,
Made a fart that missed the loo,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street,
Knocked the copper of his feet,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol,
Blew the fart from here to Bristol,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home,
Kicked the fart from here to Rome,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius ceaser drinking wine,
Swallowed the fart the dirty swine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine,
Knocked his bollocks out of line,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars,
Knocked the Martian on his arse,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus,
Knocked the Martian on his penis
Inky pinky parlez vous.
 
ha ha! great.


Skinny malink melodian legs, umbrella feet,
Went to the pictures and couldn't get a seat,
When the picture started, skinny malink farted,
Skinny malink melodian legs, umbrella feet.




so what happened? did he get a seat did he get chucked out? who cares you get to say farted and sure when you're 5 thats comedy gold.
 
mary of the mountain she pissed like a fountain
her father was a cobbler with a big hairy wobbler
her mother was french with a gee like a trench
her sister was a spastic with tits like elastic
 
My mother wasn't in,
so I did it in the bin,
Diarrhoea, sniff, sniff
Diarrhoea, sniff, sniff

It's not very funny,
but it's really hot and runny,
Diarrhoea, sniff, sniff
Diarrhoea, sniff, sniff

you're welcome.
 
this should be transfered to the arts and culture section i suppose. heres another! tragic and violent this time...

my cousin billy has a ten foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake so she hit it with the rake
and now its only two foot four
 
or this one to the tune of coco pops.

my name is coco i live in a tree
i sell condoms for 35p
maybe 50 maybe a bob
it all depends on the size of your knob! (oh yeah)
 
Finally this thread gets the recognition it so richly deserves.

icky ocka horse's cocka icky ocka out
 
There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous.
There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous.
There was an old woman of 92,
Made a fart that missed the loo,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down the street,
Knocked the copper of his feet,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol,
Blew the fart from here to Bristol,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home parlez vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home,
Kicked the fart from here to Rome,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius Caeser drinking wine parlez vous.
Julius ceaser drinking wine,
Swallowed the fart the dirty swine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine,
Knocked his bollocks out of line,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Mars,
Knocked the Martian on his arse,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus parlez vous.
The fart went shooting off to Venus,
Knocked the Martian on his penis
Inky pinky parlez vous.

never heard the bit about the fart going to Mars, but nonetheless thank you for cheering me up, I've had a poxy day and Franco has made it ALLLLLLLL BETTER!!
 
OK, not quite sure how this one will translate into the written word:

Asshole...
Asshole...
A sol-dier's life for me

To piss...
To piss...
Two pis-tols on my knee

Fuck you...
Fuck you...
For cu-riosity

To fight for the old cunt...
Fight for the old cunt...
Fight for the old cunt...
Fight for the old count-ry!
 
right up there with "Charlie had a pigeon" for bus trips to fota

chaaaaaaaarlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon,
chaaaaaaaaarlie had a pigeon, a pigeon had he.
he flew him by day and he flew him by night,
and when he came home he was covered in shhhhhhhh...arlie had a pigeon......




good times.
 

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