Inky Pinky Parlez Vous (2 Viewers)

[BonsaiSuperstar]

can any remember the one that went something like -

they buried him with his granny with his granny
they buried him with his granny with his granny
they buried him with his granny with his finger up her
NOSTRIL!!!

They sent him up to venus up to venus
They sent him up to venus up to venus
they sent him up to venus and he landed on his
FINGER!!!

 

[magicbastarder]

'inky pinky parlez vous' is apparently a WWI trench song. there's a less schoolchild friendly version, too, about soldiers raping the daughter of a bar they frequent.

 

[nooleen]

children's rhyme rape fact of the day, with magicbastarder

 

[CITY BABY]

bum-chuck-willy , the cockedy crow
was a mean headed fucker,ya could tell by his clothes
he lined 100 women up against a wall
and swore to the devil he'd fuck them all
he fucked 98 and his balls went blue
so he took a drop of whiskey ,then he fucked the other two.


Ah first class.

Im a big fan of the my granny played for Ireland as well!!

 

[CinnamonBoy]

We used to sing a filthier version of this on the bus going on school tours in primary school. It'd go on for ages.


CHORUS: Roll me over, in the clover,
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again.

Now this is number 1 and the fun has just begun,
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again.
​

Now this is number 2, and my hand is on her shoe
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again.

Now this is number 3, and my hand is on her knee,
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again.

etc. etc.​

 

[magicbastarder]

was walking down the lane
swinging my chain
along came a copper and took down my name
out with my penknife, flickedly flick
down with his jocks and off with his prick

 

[Froog]

marty farty had a party,
all the farts were there.
tooty fruity let a beauty,
and they all went out for air.

 

[nooleen]

johnny went out to milk the cow hurroo hurroo
johnny went out to milk the cow hurroo hurroo
he pulled the tail instead of the tit, and all he got was a bucket of shit
and...we'll all feel gay when johnny comes marching home...?

what was the last line?

johnny went out to chop the wood hurroo hurroo
johnny went out to chop the wood hurroo hurroo
the wind blew, the axe flew, and johnny came home with his balls in two
and something something something something something something

 

[nooleen]

we're all part of jackie's army, we're all off to italy
and we nearly won the cup, but scilacci fucked it up
cos ireland is the greatest football team (or not)

 

[Franco]

Silence in the courtyard, silence in the street,
The biggest fool in Ireland is just about the speak,
Speak fool speak, speak after me!

 

[piratecore]

fart! fart!
the beans are comin!
must be the ones i ate this mornin,
down to the cellar with a (PARP!) on the wall!

cant find the toilet paper
use your finger as a scraper
thats what you get for eating heinz baked beans

here comes the highland granny
two big tits and a hairy fanny...

cant remember the rest

 

[TenRabbits]

There once was a girl from madrid,
Who swore she'd never been rid,
along came a hallion,
with balls like a stallion,
and ride her by jeebus he did.

For some reason that's one of the only limericks I can remember!

 

[machv5]

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

 

[nuke terrorist]

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[Tommytheslug]

We are the Geordie girls
We wear our hair in curls
We wear the dungarees
To hide our sexy knees
There was a boy next door
He got me on the floor
And shagged me 50 times
But still I asked for more
My daddy was surprised
To see my belly rise
My mammy jumped for joy
It was a baby boy

 

[rettucs]

jesus

 

[egg_]

Silence in the courtyard, silence in the street,
The biggest fool in Ireland is just about the speak,
Speak fool speak, speak after me!

Fuuuuuck. This made me feel like I'm 9 again (in 3rd class, with the popular girls making fun of me)

 

[Deadmanposting]

Fuuuuuck. This made me feel like I'm 9 again (in 3rd class, with the popular girls making fun of me)

Stop trying to make egg_ happen