I'm quite happy (3 Viewers)

[HMD]

Panel beaters are mostly sound.

load of them are alcoholics.

 

[Squiggle]

load of them are alcoholics.

So are loads of accountants.

 

[Corey]

"'Well, Mr. X, your returns are up to date but your alignment's way off."

"Huh?"



Shut up Corey.

 

[therealjohnny]

What's your opinion on panel beaters?

Anyone know a good and reasonably priced panel beater?

I'd post in the motoring subforum but what with the new layout and all I cant seem to locate it

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Well done Mormon! How do they test mechanical aptitude?

Typical aptitude test crap - pictures of pulleys and levers and stuff and multiple choice question about which moves more etc.

 

[Ciansy]

Well done, Mormon. I like aptitude tests, one doesn't have to study for them.

 

[RSJ]

Did it have the question about "which is more beautiful, a line of poetry or a well made gun"? I loved that one on the test for production line jobs in Apple.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

So are loads of accountants.

I think we are bad binge drinkers more than alcoholics. When I was training it used to be straght to the pub after work every friday and hit termights still wearing my suit.

 

[Ciansy]

I think we are bad binge drinkers more than alcoholics. When I was training it used to be straght to the pub after work every friday and hit termights still wearing my suit.

Like yer man in the Abra ad!

4.30: Number Cruncher

 

[MDR]

Well done - now you're smarter than everyone in the public sector and the private sector.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Well done - now you're smarter than everyone in the public sector and the private sector.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Like yer man in the Abra ad!

4.30: Number Cruncher

Don't remember that - what was that guy like?

Did he have:
Guiness stains on the corners of his mouth
An inability to talk using consonants
problems standing up and staying awake
a particulary vile green checked blazer

If he did he was very like me

 

[Ciansy]

Don't remember that - what was that guy like?

Did he have:
Guiness stains on the corners of his mouth
An inability to talk using consonants
problems standing up and staying awake
a particulary vile green checked blazer

If he did he was very like me

He looked a bit of a prick, actually, but he pulled some hot wan at the end. I'd say he wasn't manly enough for Guinness, let alone a green checked blazer.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

He looked a bit of a prick, actually, but he pulled some hot wan at the end. I'd say he wasn't manly enough for Guinness, let alone a green checked blazer.

I think any hot wan I amanaged to pull in those days had to have her own lollypop stick to use as a splint

 

[Ciansy]

I think any hot wan I amanaged to pull in those days had to have her own lollypop stick to use as a splint

I'm about 179 degrees obtuse here, I have no idea what you mean by that.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ever try push an oyster down the neck of a bottle?

 

[Ciansy]

Ever try push an oyster down the neck of a bottle?

Ah. 'Nuff said.*





*You mean like playing snooker with a rope, right?

 

[RSJ]

Don't scare him, he's only young.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Exactly

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Don't scare him, he's only young.

19. Nooo problems. You could probably cut glass with it at 19