I'm getting married on Friday (2 Viewers)

Good luck boss. Are you the first person to post on thumped on their wedding day?
 
::clef::Here's to you, Mr. Wobblerson,
Thumped loves you more than you could know,
woah woah waoh
God bless you please, Mr. Wobblerson,
Lifestyle holds a place for posts on your wedding day
hey hey hey
hey hey hey.::clef::
 
Bad news guys. Wobbler was jilted at the alter.

Read all about his review of a 2 litre tub of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food on his grub blog tomorrow.
 
... just kidding wobbleman!
congratulations. you might as well log on during your honeymoon and let us all know how it's going.
 
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'dresses for breakfast'

what, you mean you're not allowed eat it in the nude?!?

That list is hilarious. In a frightening way!

'seams in hose often crooked' (that's pantyhose as in tights, lads)
HAHAHAHAHAH.

'Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them'
I'd be dumped within two seconds, anyway....

If I get married I might put that on the invitation ;)
 

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