I'm getting married on Friday (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Look at the door.

Is it open?

Run.




Run.

 

[Corey]

Sorry , i mean Good Luck today Wobbler!

 

[Space]

Good luck boss. Are you the first person to post on thumped on their wedding day?

 

[classic seanc]

::clef::Here's to you, Mr. Wobblerson,
Thumped loves you more than you could know,
woah woah waoh
God bless you please, Mr. Wobblerson,
Lifestyle holds a place for posts on your wedding day
hey hey hey
hey hey hey.::clef::

 

[the strange guy]

Good luck with losing the oul virginity today!

 

[Franco]

Bad news guys. Wobbler was jilted at the alter.

Read all about his review of a 2 litre tub of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food on his grub blog tomorrow.

 

[the strange guy]

Bad news guys. Wobbler was jilted at the alter.

I read that as "jizzed at the alter"

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I read that as "jizzed at the alter"

ONANIST

 

[ernesto]

i should really get dressed for this afters shindig

wobbler is ACTUALLY married now. holy shit.

theres going to tears later, normal & hopefully milky too.

 

[oh shit]

don't freak out ernesto, god doesn't exist and the law is empty. so his marriage is ultimately meaningless.

 

[oh shit]

... just kidding wobbleman!
congratulations. you might as well log on during your honeymoon and let us all know how it's going.

 

[jimmybreeze]

BEST WEDDING EVER.
I fucking love you guys

 

[Squiggle]

Congratulations Wobbler and Mrs Wobbler.

No more 'fiancee' now it's 'the wife'

 

[Wobbler]

BEST WEDDING EVER.
I fucking love you guys

Thanks for the set. Nice work. Ropey as fuck today.

Congratulations Wobbler and Mrs Wobbler.

No more 'fiancee' now it's 'the wife'

I think I'll keep calling her my fiancée. It's more romantic.

 

[cpr]

aw congratulations dude.|..|

 

[theweeyin]

Congratulations! And it's so nice that you've shared every step of the way with Thumped. Awww :heart:

 

[ernesto]

BEST WEDDING EVER.
I fucking love you guys

fucking word.
a lot of fun.
well done wobbs

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

sorry i won't be able to make this wobbler, im just as dissapointed as you are.
try and have a good day all the same.
love mark
xx

 

[therealjohnny]

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[sweetoblivion]

'dresses for breakfast'

what, you mean you're not allowed eat it in the nude?!?

That list is hilarious. In a frightening way!

'seams in hose often crooked' (that's pantyhose as in tights, lads)
HAHAHAHAHAH.

'Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them'
I'd be dumped within two seconds, anyway....

If I get married I might put that on the invitation