I'm getting married on Friday (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

There'll be a laundry list of things to be kiboshed come friday.

Like deadly rides with hot strangers.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Congrats Wobbler

Will there be tickets for this available on the door?

Guestlist?

 

[ernesto]

Like deadly rides with hot strangers.

do those things actually happen at weddings?
this being my first, i really hope so.

 

[the strange guy]

do those things actually happen at weddings?
this being my first, i really hope so.

Yes.
The Muslims and Hindus have it right.

Arranged Marriages = Sex With A Stranger On Your Wedding Night

If you tried that shit in other religions you'd be looking at a nasty divorce in the morning.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Wobbler

don't forgot

You may be married after Friday but The Sin Of Onan still applies and must be avoided.

 

[ernesto]

Wobbler

don't forgot

You may be married after Friday but The Sin Of Onan still applies and must be avoided.

to spill one's seed, adivce you must heed, awake your bride and arrive inside.

 

[rettucs]

is this wedding still going ahead?

I haven't heard that much about it lately and was getting worried.

thx :heart:

 

[oh shit]

Wobbler

don't forgot

You may be married after Friday but The Sin Of Onan still applies and must be avoided.

how many kids you got now nlgbbbblth?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

how many kids you got now nlgbbbblth?

500. I am a modern day Noah.

have you ever committed The Sin Of Onan, Bernard?

 

[the strange guy]

I don't spill my seed on the ground.
It is propelled into the pint glass and STAYS THERE.
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[oh shit]

500. I am a modern day Noah.

have you ever committed The Sin Of Onan, Bernard?

well, i've seen it done in the movies

 

[Wobbler]

Today's the day.

 

[jane]

Nice one, Wobbs!

Awwwww.

*sniff*

I always cry at wedding[thread]s.

Hope it's awesome.

 

[Wobbler]

I hope so too. Thanks Jane.

 

[Thebeard]

What the fuck are you doing on thumped on your wedding day. Freak

 

[Wobbler]

A bit bored. I look fucking deadly by the way.

 

[Hector Grey]

i thought today was thursday. that's cheered me right up.

 

[Wobbler]

I love when that happens

 

[rettucs]

happy birthday wobbler. Have a good one

 

[HMD]

don't forget the old half a yoke before the ceremony for luck.

have a great day