If Thumped were a cop show... (1 Viewer)

[jane]

I'm pretty sure Broken Arm should be our lab boffin. He runs the police lab to pay the bills, but he's planning to take early retirement to design sustainable communities. A few of the detectives never tire of riling him, and make a point to bring styrofoam cups of coffee into the lab. But Broken Arm has too much dignity to let it really get to him. Besides, the ladies flock to him, and not to the smelly old mean boys.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

*Osama Van Halen and Sexypornolady do a lot of the undercover work.

I think this is the best show ever.

this is the best fun on thumped for ages.
have to leave work now unfortunately!!

 

[shitepipe]

Who is gonna be Tackleberry?

gotta be lefty

 

[La La]

Buzzo and Grissom are having an illicit affair

 

[jane]

Oh, man, Eirecore are a gang of middle-class streetpunks with unworkable political ideas who...oh....um...something.

 

[theweeyin]

Theweeyin flirts with all the boyz and distracts them from fighting crime.
Eirecore dont like the cop show.

Who is gonna be Tackleberry?

Hi Naughty Boyz

:heart: !ninjaaaa etc.


I gets all the best jobs. God bless you DCI Lala.

 

[Pantone247]

*Pantone is unsackable due to union rules, but no one's quite sure what it is he does, only that he doesn't get in anyone's way, and he's the only person in the office who knows how to put toner in the copy machine

Jeez... way too force me into the show... it's like Tori Spelling being shoe horned into 90210 all over again

 

[La La]

Damon_Kind is filthy but we all fucking love it

 

[nofriendo]

buzzo would defo have to be a lawyer, you know the one who sticks up for the quite obviously guilty! ;-)

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I want to be played by Dennis Franz

 

[jane]

Jeez... way too force me into the show... it's like Tori Spelling being shoe horned into 90210 all over again

Don't worry, Pantsy, we'll write you some good storylines. And by the end of the first series, you'll definitely be able to use up that whole 20-pack of Past Partners Greeting Cards.

 

[Squiggle]

I may be on the make - there are rumours that I am taking incriminating photographs when not on official business and the word blackmail has been mentioned.

 

[billygannon]

I'm Captain Bill Gannon. I'm in charge of dragnets.

 

[theweeyin]

I may be on the make - there are rumours that I am taking incriminating photographs when not on official business and the word blackmail has been mentioned.

Incriminating photos of who now squigs?

 

[Pantone247]

Don't worry, Pantsy, we'll write you some good storylines. And by the end of the first series, you'll definitely be able to use up that whole 20-pack of Past Partners Greeting Cards.

I think I'll stick with my HBO series "Ugly Mafioso Undertaker Sexes Housewives in the City" thanks very much...

 

[therealjohnny]

reporting for duty, proud and to be part of the team mam

I get the feeling I'll never be integral to any plot though


" this little girl will die unless someone does a ropey sketch of ...something"

"Quick! Does anyone have a pencil sharpener!"

 

[Squiggle]

Incriminating photos of who now squigs?

Oh... lets just say people. But they might include certain members of the force. And I might just have evidence that the punks and the pimps have been seen consorting together... might mean that things are heating up on the streets.

Ooops! I've said too much... now I'll have to hide out. Anyone know a good safe house?

 

[jane]

GORILLAMUNCH runs the harbour police (not like McNulty). He's dirty and takes bribes from local drug lord ciaran mackle (no one would suspect mackle) to turn a blind eye to the drug and prostitution ring he runs in a secret underground lair on an island that is ostensibly just a bird sanctuary, but is really a den of iniquity. Every once in a while, though, GORILLAMUNCH travels out to the island and breaks the necks of a few piping plover, just for the hell of it.

 

[Bellatrix]

*Bellatrix is a state prosecutor with a conscience

Oh boy.

[SIZE=-1]"Single Female Lawyer. Fightin' for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant."[/SIZE]

 

[Squiggle]

reporting for duty, proud and to be part of the team mam

I get the feeling I'll never be integral to any plot though


" this little girl will die unless someone does a ropey sketch of ...something"

"Quick! Does anyone have a pencil sharpener!"

They'll need you to sketch the crime scene when I am found horribly killed by the punks, pimps, crooked cops and the head of the drug squad.