I going to open a bar. (3 Viewers)

[Corey]

It's not to say things like this unless you really mean it.

I am. I just need the capital. and a license. And a course in stock taking.

This is gonna be great, cant wait for this.

 

[Space]

You could call it the thumped bar

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Make it a british themed pub, there's none of them around. Give it a real english name like The Goats Cock or The Hungry Paddy. The toilets could be called the union jacks and stan bowles could ladle out bowls of vindaloo to stag parties shouting "have it" at each other.

 

[Stan Bowles]

'There ain't no blacks in our union jacks'

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

I am. I just need the capital. and a license. And a course in stock taking.

This is gonna be great, cant wait for this.

i'll spot you.
i'm sure grevs can dig up a licence from somewhere.
stock taking?
guinness - 20 of
koparberg - 20 of
8 year old single malt - 10 of
lemonade - 10 of tk red and white
wine - 2 5ltr carton of red
glasses - contents of barnardos and oxfams selection of

pfft sure you've been taking stock of your life and others for the past seven years you were standing behind that foot n half of marble.

saw a great aul fellas bar up for sale on capel street. been shut for years has the dunquin style grating and shutters tiny double doors into the place and the bar on one side and the hardware store counter on the other.

may i suggest your bar has no music or if there is music that you put some quiet stuff on and throw the band out if they complain of people talking over it.

 

[the departed]

is that donna marie?

corey can we play a gig there?
you can compare it. but you have to wear a trademark teeshirt.

 

[Yurn!]

DukeBox.

 

[Corey]

Music comes from a 20 year old double tape deck on a chair behind the bar.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

I'd really like to get barred from somewhere.

This is surprisingly easy.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Can I cause mischief and get barred on a bi-weekly basis?

I'd really like to get barred from somewhere.

i got barred from grogans once

well thrown out anyway

 

[Yurn!]

I glassed some cunt once. Died he did.

 

[Yurn!]

Music comes from a 20 year old double tape deck on a chair behind the bar.

Acceptable.

 

[Corey]

i got barred from grogans once

well thrown out anyway

How.

Dare.

You.

 

[george mcfly]

I glassed some cunt once. Died he did.

yeah, it was cause he was lookin at me

 

[JohnnyRaz]

saw a great aul fellas bar up for sale on capel street. been shut for years has the dunquin style grating and shutters tiny double doors into the place and the bar on one side and the hardware store counter on the other.

.

i think thats actually an old musical insturments shop, only closed there year or so ago

 

[theweeyin]

Is smoking allowed in your bar corey?

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

How.

Dare.

You.

will you be operating a buy back system and do you accept laser card?

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Music comes from a 20 year old double tape deck on a chair behind the bar.

IT'S CALLED THE WELCOME INN.


IF YOU NAME YOUR 'ALLEGED' BAR THE THUMPED BAR... I WILL TRACK DOWN MOOSE AND KILL HIM. SECOND GAYEST NAME EVER. THE FIRST BEING 'TURBIDY'S'


ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[Yurn!]

yeah, it was cause he was lookin at me

Georgie gave me the 'are you gonna let him look at me like that?!' look.

Man, i had to get it on. He was makin' a move. I had to get it on.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

How.

Dare.

You.

easy guv. I was poor and it was christmas and I had been out busking. Anyhow a mate of mine who worked in a restaurant gave me a bag of cans to 'mind' and in the spirit of the season I shared them out. Didnt go down well.
Capitalist pigs