I going to open a bar. (4 Viewers)

[Corey]

I miss the good times. A small, dirty one. Right smack bang in the middle of the snootiest part of the city.With no name on the door. So that only yous know where it is. Vinnie's not allowed in though, He's got too many mates as of yesterday.

How much money d'y'think i would need?

What would it's unofficial name be?

What beers should i get in?

Should i install a bed for lefty?

 

[nonemoreblack]

You should call it the Snatch and only stock Bavaria on tap and maybe Druids cider in cans. West Coast Cooler for the ladies.

 

[ICUH8N]

I like your signature, Corey.

I am strongly in favour of this idea, obviously.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

What would it's unofficial name be?

The Blackout Inn.

 

[La La]

West Coast Cooler for the ladies.

misogynist.

if i'm allowed in the front door, ill be happy with a pint of bulmers. or a vodka cranberry.


PS I think you should call it The Lock Inn.

 

[Corey]

I like your signature Corey

-that's only because you said it. Quit loving yourself already.

I was thinking of "the altar boy" or "Father's hungry hand". I'd have to serve Koppenberg, or else you and code ninja woul'nt come; ye'd just stay at home playing video games and eating toffee pops.

 

[Bellatrix]

Can I cause mischief and get barred on a bi-weekly basis?

I'd really like to get barred from somewhere.

 

[Thebeard]

I'll only turn up menstrally for a few swift halves.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

 

[ratmonkey]

Can I cause mischief and get barred on a bi-weekly basis?

I'd really like to get barred from somewhere.

I was barred from Jumping Jacks once for drawing an A-Team van on the wall above the urinal.

 

[Bellatrix]

I was barred from Jumping Jacks once for drawing an A-Team van on the wall above the urinal.

Maybe together we can take it to the next level.

Say, a Knight Rider fresco formed entirely from urinal cakes.

 

[Bellatrix]

That barmaid has a hot chignon.

 

[ICUH8N]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bellatrix]

Although, she should really look into getting her lip waxed...

 

[ratmonkey]

Maybe together we can take it to the next level.

Say, a Knight Rider fresco formed entirely from urinal cakes.

That'll need a lot of black ones, haven't seen too many of those.

 

[Wheels]

It's not to say things like this unless you really mean it.

 

[Corey]

Can I cause mischief and get barred on a bi-weekly basis?

I'd really like to get barred from somewhere.

You're already half way there. shhhh.

 

[Corey]

That barmaid has a hot chignon.

You're barred.

 

[Bellatrix]

You're already half way there. shhhh.

To being barred?

What kind of Nazi establishment is this?

 

[Bellatrix]

You're barred.

You're burrrd.


(See we've got the banter going. Now I'll smash a glass in your face and vomit on the stairs.)