How To Calm A Baby (1 Viewer)

[pete]

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Suffocation used to work on my kid.

Wait, that came out wrong.

 

[old]

Classic. More ammunition for the battle to play the boy some metal.

 

[ann post]

i cant help thinking that that guy spends every waking moment on the web listening to metal, and the child considers metal to be silence, and silence to be a pounding racket. proper order.

 

[snakybus]

the baby looks exactly like him haha

 

[old]

I tried this with Mastodon yesterday. Worked really well.
Tried again today. Didn't work at all. Maybe I need to play him something harder.

 

[Theseus Mock]

That baby looks a bit displeased toward the end. Do you parents use the hairdryer/hoover trick to stimulate womb noise?

 

[ann post]

why were mastadon in your house?

 

[Theseus Mock]

That baby looks a bit displeased toward the end. Do you parents use the hairdryer/hoover trick to stimulate womb noise?

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[pete]

That baby looks a bit displeased toward the end. Do you parents use the hairdryer/hoover trick to stimulate womb noise?

extractor fan. occasionally worked, but death metal far more effective.

 

[Goodbye]

babies are deadly

 

[the bearded lady]

That baby looks a bit displeased toward the end. Do you parents use the hairdryer/hoover trick to stimulate womb noise?

ram the child's head up the nearest fanny. bingo! womb noise!
it proves more difficult as they get older, but you should get until their early teens out of it.