HIMBO AVAILABLE (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Well, aren't they all?

 

[Gambra]

Is this a male version of a bimbo? Like most of 21 Demands?

 

[Pantone247]

Well, aren't they all?

I need four for a new venutre I'm launching

one cheeky one, one sensative one, one edgy one and a gay

no tyre kickers please

 

[therealjohnny]

Ah if i were but 20 years younger, cheekier, sensitiver, edgier or gayer

 

[sexypornolady]

What year is this again?

 

[Gambra]

1992.

 

[jane]

I need four for a new venutre I'm launching

one cheeky one, one sensative one, one edgy one and a gay

no tyre kickers please

Great. I've got three due back from the lab this afternoon, and we've got a fourth currently being used for testing cosmetics. Do you mind if he's got a bit of pink eye? We'll throw in some ointment for free. It works on pubic lice, too, which you might find useful for the other three, as we've not really worked out all the bugs yet.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

i'm more of a herd than a himbo.

 

[classic seanc]

I have a degree in Himbonic studies from DIT Aungier st. It seems to be a very popular course there.

 

[jane]

Yeah, except for all that boring, self-indulgent Himbolist poetry.

 

[Pantone247]

Great. I've got three due back from the lab this afternoon, and we've got a fourth currently being used for testing cosmetics. Do you mind if he's got a bit of pink eye? We'll throw in some ointment for free. It works on pubic lice, too, which you might find useful for the other three, as we've not really worked out all the bugs yet.

that's fine, I generally find once you hobble them and have them spayed those sort of minor quibbles don't really crop up and it's really a matter of just getting them used to crowds so they don't get spooked

last group I had we had to shoot all of them, after one of them got the fear at signing session in HMV, somebody let a flash go in his face and between that and the screaming he trampled five thirteen year girls to death

 

[jane]

that's fine, I generally find once you hobble them and have them spayed those sort of minor quibbles don't really crop up and it's really a matter of just getting them used to crowds so they don't get spooked

last group I had we had to shoot all of them, after one of them got the fear at signing session in HMV, somebody let a flash go in his face and between that and the screaming he trampled five thirteen year girls to death

That's great. For your positive attitude and potential client loyalty, we'll even have their tails docked for you for free. They'll wag their little stumps like crazy when they get even a wee whiff of executive cock.

No fuss, no muss!

 

[Pantone247]

That's great. For your positive attitude and potential client loyalty, we'll even have their tails docked for you for free. They'll wag their little stumps like crazy when they get even a wee whiff of executive cock.

No fuss, no muss!

Well Jane I'm delighted to be getting my hands on your himbos, I know you've sired some beutiful specemins in the past, bright bushy eyes, high proud rumps, firm round coats, high proud rumps... everytime I see some orange skinned, bleach blonde, pimp and preened, Big Brother reject nightmare in D&G sunglasses I can't help but turn to the nearest bystander and say "see that faggot, that's one of Janes faggots!"

 

[killy kill]

Would ye two just ride each other and get it over with

 

[jane]

Would ye two just ride each other and get it over with

No, you see, as socially inept nerd-types, we will stick to this prancing mutual message-turbation, like.

 

[killy kill]

I just post my pictures on gay hook up websites and watch the compliments and one liners flood in...a strangely empty experience.
I heard you on the wireless today BTW, who was the other bloke?

 

[jane]

I just post my pictures on gay hook up websites and watch the compliments and one liners flood in...a strangely empty experience.
I heard you on the wireless today BTW, who was the other bloke?

Cool. I hope I didn't go on too much. I always end up forgetting to take my own advice, which is to make my main points in the very beginning...but ah, well, the beauty of live radio is that there's no point in beating yourself up for what you didn't get to say, since there ain't nothing you can do about it.

The other guy was this really interesting dude. He's a civil engineer for one of the County Councils, but he's also all about going on expeditions, and is quite the accomplished mariner. He's sailed all over the place, but he's also a cyclist, a runner, etc. He was talking about some wedding he has to go to in Mayo in September, and saying that he and a couple of friends are going to cycle to it from Dublin, just for the laugh. The guy's in his 50s or something, and he just seems really, I dunno, balanced and happy, the sort of 'adventurer' who doesn't do it out of macho selfishness, but just because it's a good time, and a good chance to learn stuff.

 

[killy kill]

He sounds like the person i want to be but never will. Ah well, back to the Seinfeld marathon.