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yeah, pretty funny. my arsehole housemate phones his poxy girlfriend for a loud, lengthy and infuriatingly british conversation every night sometime between 11 and 1 o'clock, from the room next to mine. she stayed over last weekend and i was woken up at 7 on sunday morning by them having a loud conversation, followed by sounds of creaking and an orgasm being badly faked. repeatedly.Part II was far far funnier.
although I woulda put thumb tacks down too if that fucker kept being noisy while I was in bed.
She looks like a poor mans Penelope Cruz.http://www.break.com/index/ben_affleck_gets_friendly_with_interviewer.html
ben affleck drunk and sleazing on a canadian tv presenter, who's loving it. gets a bit tedious but hang on for ben's impression of a person with cerebral palsy.
Good faked orgasms are so .|..|yeah, pretty funny. my arsehole housemate phones his poxy girlfriend for a loud, lengthy and infuriatingly british conversation every night sometime between 11 and 1 o'clock, from the room next to mine. she stayed over last weekend and i was woken up at 7 on sunday morning by them having a loud conversation, followed by sounds of creaking and an orgasm being badly faked. repeatedly.
a drunk man's penelope cruzShe looks like a poor mans Penelope Cruz.
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