here, herv? (1 Viewer)

[pee pee]

herv -

i have a source that is selling 2001 calendars at a knockdown price:
40p / €17.31 to you.
are you interested?
he said he'd throw in a couple of mr kiplings....

 

[Hector Grey]

it begins.

 

[herv]

i've been bracing myself for this.

i got up at 5 this morning, greased myself up with linseed oil and ran naked through the streets of cabra in the brisk morning air.

so pee pee, give it your best shot. whatever you've got....

cummmonnnn!

 

[pee pee]

i *would* have a go at you herv, but its just Too Easy.

like taking candy from a baby.

or selling mouldy mr kiplings to a grown fucking eejit.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

a hee hee hee


hee hee


hee hee hee

 

[Hector Grey]

i can still smell the bin

 

[herv]

Originally posted by pee pee
i *would* have a go at you herv, but its just Too Easy.

like taking candy from a baby.

or selling mouldy mr kiplings to a grown fucking eejit.

a grown fucking eejit you say?

how much sense did you have at 13?

and as for only talking to people with haircuts like bruce foxton...

 

[pee pee]

YOU WERE 13?????!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

this gets worser.....i thought you were 8 or something

you fucking tulip.

 

[Hector Grey]

13??? hee hee. i'm off to the park to spend all my pocket money on rancid almonds. it rules.

herrenin is for poufs.

 

[herv]

well i'm glad i amuse you so.

and there i was trying to be all cool.

regailing with childhood japes.

childhood japes. *sigh*

 

[Hector Grey]

you must have suspected something..

 

[herv]

not a thing. i was only eating them cos my friends were.

but i will say i did eat considerably less than them that summer.

does this redeem me in any way?

 

[Hector Grey]

i mean, you must have suspected you were going to die once you said it. you must, it's just too hillarious.

 

[herv]

i thought you were my friend.

*sniff*

 

[pee pee]

did you really think he was your friend?
like really?
christ.....
you really would believe anything, wouldn't you?
i guess thats why it was so easy to sell you mouldy french fancies....

 

[herv]

Originally posted by pee pee
did you really think he was your friend?
like really?
christ.....
you really would believe anything, wouldn't you?
i guess thats why it was so easy to sell you mouldy french fancies....

ah, i'm too knackered and busy today to come up wih anything caustic.

i love you all.

smooch smooch hug hug kiss kiss

herv.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by pee pee

i guess thats why it was so easy to sell you mouldy french fancies....

ha ha ha

this is my new chat up line...


howaya love, get a load of me french fancy... its bleedin' mouldy