Hayfever solidarity thread (1 Viewer)

[theinvisiblerep]

Not sure if its a cure or if you just stop feeling the symptoms but I find a few pints works well.

Apart from this, a swift punch to the nose is a temporary solution.

I got hayfever on a nightclub dancefloor before.

....I was dancing with a girl when I sneezed uncontrollably and head-butted her so hard she fell unconscious. She then collapsed in my arms and I just pretended we were dancing....

 

[theinvisiblerep]

....I was dancing with a girl when I sneezed uncontrollably and head-butted her so hard she fell unconscious. She then collapsed in my arms and I just pretended we were dancing....

....I hid the body in a disused power station....

 

[Pantone247]

It's mad I'm grand today, I never get hit this early in the year, but by July I'm in fucking ribbons... I must be allergice to a different type of Hey

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I have an awful aul dose. I'm hoping a boozy BBQ will clear it up.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I forgot about my hay fever until it was too late for the 10th consecutive year. I'm not sure I should be given an eleventh chance.

Beconase! Yar dinnar!!

 

[Pantone247]

ah there's not much a boozy BBQ won't fix

 

[Vinnie]

In fairness to everything else, if you start taking preventative measures in February or March you should be grand for the Summer. If you leave it too late & hay fever season begins then nothing seems to work because most remedies take time to build up a resistance to pollen but we've given up on them as not working before they even get a chance because we're all thick and we want an instant solution to a problem we could have fixed before it even started.

Happy hay fever sneason everybody. I think we should do a sneeze-kindle this year instead of buying everybody a gift. It's too expensive and you start to forget the true nature of hay fever sneason - Sneezing.

 

[bloopitybloop]

Oh wow, I didn't even realise it had started.. must be because I take 2 of these homeopathy capsules ("marshmallow"!) a day. Check them.. they must work!

 

[Johnny-Carmello]

fucking hayfever.

Nothing works.

Doooooomed

the steroid injection works a fucking treat

 

[vermilliona]

I dont get it too bad just on random days I'll be sneezing uncontrollably and my eyes water like crazy then which everyone seems to think I'm trying not to cry about something and I cant stop sneezing long enough to tell them.

I used to suffer when I was a kid alot more. I find that green tea is great for getting your nasal clear (and well a nasal spray too ) but I do keep a watch out for when its bad so try and spend as little time outside then as possible

 

[jonah]

Anyone suffering really badly from hayfever right now? I'm in bits and I can't tell if its a cold or hayfever, but I have my usual symptoms.