This is it.Its got it all.I might never top this.Comment if you want..I dont give a fuck.But I live on Thumped and I'm having a fucking thread.
This is a proper song..|..|!gloat
Video is a filtered stop motion video of Hot Colossus at band practice..Come see us.We are entertaining.
[video=youtube_share;5Rc4D7K1_-c]http://youtu.be/5Rc4D7K1_-c[/video]
We went on,we were waiting just a little too long,The last acts penultimate song
Was a 20 minute dirge with a gong
When I hit the stage,I was in a fair beligerant rage,I could tell from where I stood at the bar
That I wouldnt get to play my guitar
Because you fucked my amp up you prick
I shoulda said no when you asked to use it
But I'm just a nice guy you see
and you took advantage of me
You were bad,you cleared the room you even drove off my Dad,
Who had given up his Saturday night,to come and see if I was doing alright
There was no amount of alcohol that he could consume,
To enable him to listen to you and yer watery attempt at a choon
And then you fucked my amp up you prick
I wouldnt have been bothered if you hadda been sick
But you sucked, thats salt in the wound
You've the Guinness World Record for clearing a room
You borked my Amp up you knob
And then I caught yer cold sore cos you'd the mic in yer gob
When I'm huge I'll throw me weight round
Yeah I'm gonna make sure you never gig in this town again
When I got home,I had a sandwich and I sat there alone
Tryna figure out where it all wrong,and humming your penultimate song
I grabbed my guitar and my lil practice amp from the car
And when I went to grab a lead in my bag,to my delight I found an item of swag
Because,I've got your fuzzbox you prick
And if anybody asks no I never seen it
I've no idea how it got in my bag
But I'm not complaining cos you're so bad
You made a balls of my night
You messed up my amp and your band is shite
But its ok cos karmas restored
Your fuzz is mine now,he shoots he scores
This is a proper song..|..|!gloat
Video is a filtered stop motion video of Hot Colossus at band practice..Come see us.We are entertaining.
[video=youtube_share;5Rc4D7K1_-c]http://youtu.be/5Rc4D7K1_-c[/video]
We went on,we were waiting just a little too long,The last acts penultimate song
Was a 20 minute dirge with a gong
When I hit the stage,I was in a fair beligerant rage,I could tell from where I stood at the bar
That I wouldnt get to play my guitar
Because you fucked my amp up you prick
I shoulda said no when you asked to use it
But I'm just a nice guy you see
and you took advantage of me
You were bad,you cleared the room you even drove off my Dad,
Who had given up his Saturday night,to come and see if I was doing alright
There was no amount of alcohol that he could consume,
To enable him to listen to you and yer watery attempt at a choon
And then you fucked my amp up you prick
I wouldnt have been bothered if you hadda been sick
But you sucked, thats salt in the wound
You've the Guinness World Record for clearing a room
You borked my Amp up you knob
And then I caught yer cold sore cos you'd the mic in yer gob
When I'm huge I'll throw me weight round
Yeah I'm gonna make sure you never gig in this town again
When I got home,I had a sandwich and I sat there alone
Tryna figure out where it all wrong,and humming your penultimate song
I grabbed my guitar and my lil practice amp from the car
And when I went to grab a lead in my bag,to my delight I found an item of swag
Because,I've got your fuzzbox you prick
And if anybody asks no I never seen it
I've no idea how it got in my bag
But I'm not complaining cos you're so bad
You made a balls of my night
You messed up my amp and your band is shite
But its ok cos karmas restored
Your fuzz is mine now,he shoots he scores
