Have you ever used an escort? (1 Viewer)

[therealjohnny]

Friend of mine thought about it bu ended up not as she thought that she'd be able to stifle the giggles when she heard the guys on the other end.

I know a few girls who have done this. And yes it was very , very boring

Am I the only guy on here who has listened in on a call where a strange man whapped his penis off his phone? (whappa whappa whappa ugh ugh ugh)

 

[therealjohnny]

walk a mile in someone else's shoes and all that.

and you'll be a mile away..and you'll have his shoes

 

[Reets]

I knew a guy in London who ran those web cam type rooms. He was a bit strange/agoraphobic, nice enough though.

 

[washingcattle]

I knew a lad that got the ride and then stole yer wans wallet.

That lad was me.

 

[rettucs]

Surely 'thank you' would be nicer?

A 'thank you' must be earned

 

[rettucs]

I knew a guy in London who ran those web cam type rooms. He was a bit strange/agoraphobic, nice enough though.

did he flash his mickey on chatroulette?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Get a sharp suit and some fancy business cards.Claim to be a masseuse or something similar then take it from there.Ill pimp you out if you want?

this wont end well....

 

[evil bandit]

Am I the only guy on here who has listened in on a call where a strange man whapped his penis off his phone? (whappa whappa whappa ugh ugh ugh)

In the darker recesses of the internet there's a dude who has recorded (and synced up to the images) a load of calls to babestation and as the ladies spout their filth you can just hear the dudes "at it" , their voices raising as they hit the vinegar strokes then the as remorse hits in and they hang up without so much as a thank you or a goodbye.

The search words are "my awesome collection of recorded calls" if you are so inclined......

 

[hermie]

I knew a lad that got the ride and then stole yer wans wallet.

That lad was me.

Don't you mean purse? Busted!

 

[washingcattle]

Don't you mean purse? Busted!

I meant Ham Wallet.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

A 'thank you' must be earned

Anyone that has been subjected to my ugly junk deserves at least a thank you.
Possibly emotional support.

 

[Anthem]

In the darker recesses of the internet there's a dude who has recorded (and synced up to the images) a load of calls to babestation and as the ladies spout their filth you can just hear the dudes "at it" , their voices raising as they hit the vinegar strokes then the as remorse hits in and they hang up without so much as a thank you or a goodbye.

The search words are "my awesome collection of recorded calls" if you are so inclined......

Reminds me of this prank call from the Howard Stern show. Richard Christie recorded an audio of a male porn star cumming loudly and used it when he called a pharmacy.

[video=youtube_share;6cv-ucwzezg]http://youtu.be/6cv-ucwzezg[/video]

 

[jonah]

Reading that blog made me so so sad. Fucking hell.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Reading that blog made me so so sad. Fucking hell.

Yeah, it kinda confirmed every suspicion I had about the whole thing.



In fairness, she's remained remarkably positive about it all. Or what she's taken from it.
Hell of a woman really.

 

[ann post]

i never used an 'escort' - there were a few scenarios involving foreign lands, stag nights and marching powder where i got very close. dudes i know around my age tend to think like 'if i cant get sex using my charms/personality/looks then i'm doing something wrong, must try harder etc' which i assume is a natural selection type vibe. lads i know about 6-7 years younger than me have less qualms, a few of them have been to an escort.

 

[ann post]

i assume those 'anonymous keyboard coward' t-shirts would have those guy fawkes masks on them somewhere just because thumped is all about the prick?? maybe get j-stress on the case.

 

[washingcattle]

Reading that blog made me so so sad. Fucking hell.

Ah now c'mon it featured the line

I was middle class, I was educated, I wasn’t addicted to drugs or drink, I had no pimp, I was confident and witty and ‘in charge’.

For fuck sake that's more than enough for me to think she's a total spa and no craic.

 

[El Topo]

I confess I have. I found it harsh. Suspension was very bumpy, and handling, questionable.

 

[Cormcolash]

I confess I have. I found it harsh. Suspension was very bumpy, and handling, questionable.

Looks like a deadly ride despite all that

 

[Goodbye]

The second post already made that gag.

Well done.