Have you ever used an escort? (1 Viewer)

[Anthem]

Just had a flick through The Sun and there is an escort from Hungary called Anda boasting about how she is going to make a fortune this weekend thanks to randy Rugby supporters. Well lads or girdles or trannies for that matter, have you ever used an escort and what did you make of the experience?


pssst...any really good value recommendations!?

Apologies for thread title - should read 'Have you ever been used by an escort". They, after all are the ones in power!

( and more luck to them)

 

[magicbastarder]

i did; i took her up to 110 on the M50 on the night of the millennium, on the M50. she started shuddering on me so i eased off.

 

[Anthem]

i did; i took her up to 110 on the M50 on the night of the millennium, on the M50. she started shuddering on me so i eased off.

I was there but got squeezed on her hard shoulder and had to pull out at the last minute. Hate when that happens. i think he was a she..nice shoulder though.

 

[Goodbye]

Yeah, was 1998 I think. I had to fuck her up the arse because of her cock. You live and learn.

 

[Anthem]

Yeah, was 1998 I think. I had to fuck her up the arse because of her cock. You live and learn.

Defo - that was when you mistook her cock for the gear stick..ahhh ..the good ol days.

 

[Anthem]

psst..you are looking at her. Yup that's me in the avatar!!!!!

 

[Goodbye]

Don't recognize you from the front, sorry.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

great thread! i haven't myself

 

[Cormcolash]

This thread could have legs

 

[rettucs]

nope, never have.

let us know how it goes

 

[rettucs]

but its ok in my book. Less morally objectionable than, say, buying some burd loads of booze to get a ride out of her.

at least with the escort you can tell her to fuck off 10 minutes after you've met her and paid the bill

 

[Reets]

I went drinking with one a few times before, she seemed nice. My friend was broke and was kipping on her sofa for a while.
Anyway, she said she was normally paid 1000 euro a night.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

at least with the escort you can tell her to fuck off 10 minutes after you've met her and paid the bill

I was advised by a friend to get the escort to wash the dishes/clean the house afterwards so as to get a bit of value for your money.

 

[pete]

http://secretdiaryofadublincallgirl.wordpress.com/

 

[washingcattle]

http://secretdiaryofadublincallgirl.wordpress.com/

Get a real job and stop whinging.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

http://secretdiaryofadublincallgirl.wordpress.com/

Pretty brutal.

 

[evil bandit]

I remember a while ago I was out with a mate of mine and we met up with some of his old college friends, as the night progressed one of the lads kept pestering me asking did I have the internet on my phone which I didn't. Anyways it turned out that he was looking to get online to check escortsireland.com as he lost the number to a 'lady of the night' he frequented, it later turned out that this guy had just got married a few months earlier and that his wife was at home but he still choose to go to a prostitute as apparently "it was easier" ?!?!?

Another lad I used to work back in the day went to prostitutes all the time on his days off and at the end of nights out if he hadn't pulled, he was nicknamed 'The Whore Whisperer'...

 

[Goodbye]

"When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave"

 

[Jerry Twig]

I remember a while ago I was out with a mate of mine and we met up with some of his old college friends, as the night progressed one of the lads kept pestering me asking did I have the internet on my phone which I didn't. Anyways it turned out that he was looking to get online to check escortsireland.com as he lost the number to a 'lady of the night' he frequented, it later turned out that this guy had just got married a few months earlier and that his wife was at home but he still choose to go to a prostitute as apparently "it was easier" ?!?!?

Another lad I used to work back in the day went to prostitutes all the time on his days off and at the end of nights out if he hadn't pulled, he was nicknamed 'The Whore Whisperer'...

Ah, the old 'another lad I used to work back in the day' cover...

 

[pete]

https://twitter.com/#!/xsummerss/status/166647635200049153