Handy Tips (1 Viewer)

[Franco]

It you ever suffer "stage fright" at a urinal, imagine you're peeing on the guy next to you's head and face to free up the blockage.

 

[theoootini]

w what if he looks at your mickey?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

if you see a small child choking on an ice cube, quickly pour boiling water down their throat

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

if you see a small child choking on an ice cube, quickly pour boiling water down their throat

or, alternatively, hammer a stake down to clear the blockage

 

[Franco]

w what if he looks at your mickey?

it's not that kind of place.

 

[Deleted member 3435]

if you see a small child choking on an ice cube, quickly pour boiling water down their throat

At first, I read this as "If you see a small child looking at an ice cube, quickly pour boiling water down their throat".

 

[The Schnapper]

Always look left and right before you cross the road
Never accept heroin from a stranger
Wash beneath your foreskin

 

[theoootini]

VIZ top tips
Husbands, Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the
tape through headphones next time you make love. That way you can have
sex without waking her up.

i love these...

 

[Deleted member 3435]

i love these...

Only ever take a shit at work. This way, not only do you save money on toilet paper, you'll also get paid while doing it.

 

[shidheat]

don't fart in an elevator