Good Charlotte fans read it and weep!! (3 Viewers)

[Syb]

my thinks you have to register to get into the audio/video part of the GC website but just make up all the info you dont REALLY need it

 

[duffman_returns]

shit i just realised i dont have speakers on my computer ah well il have to check it out some other day

"They put the spunk back in punk!"
(YM's "The Next Big Things") YM MAGAZINE

are they playing over here at all

 

[Syb]

they were meant to support Bad Religion a few weeks ago but had to finish up on their 2nd album....they should be coming in September with any luck...theyre on the warped tour at the moment.

yea...thats YM magazine, Young & Modern....in other words a chick magazine, they get extra money for being sex symbols i guess hehe...ah well take what you can get right?

 

[duffman_returns]

unless its spunk
id never take that

 

[Vinnie]

Here Duffman. I have another funny thing to do when you've finished realising just how mad funny the interweb is. Ring up somebody and ask to speak to the Walls and when they tell you there's no Walls there tell them their house is going to fall down. That would be mad funny too. And at the end of the call tell them that your name is Duffman Returns and that'll be mad funny. Then pull down your pants and laugh so much that you fall over and all the while your name is Duffman returns. Then click your heels together three times and fuck off back to first year engineering. i hear that there's a girl in a GAA jersey there who really fancies you.

So incredibly lonely...

Duffman?

 

[duffman_returns]

what the fuck?
whats your problem
and yeah it will be funny cos while me cax are down il fuck you in the ear
eh.......... wait no i wont

 

[Vinnie]

What the? Me? Duffman returns? Doesn't he know that i have feelings? Doesn't he know my almost criminal lack of humour is a cry for special help?

For your information, "he" is a she and she didn't know any of these things before she posted that last rather cruel message and she wants to say sorry a million squillion times but can't bring herself to because she hates you so very very much in a very real and profound way. And yet, so strangely drawn towards you....


Dear Agony Aunt,

I have feelings for an idiot who derives untold pleasure from posting the same repetitive garbage under a shockingly unimaginative pseudonymn on a small Irish interweb notice board. I know these feelings are wrong but I don't know what to do. Could it be that I am so very very lonely?

So very very lonely...

Duffman?

 

[duffman_returns]

ok once more with feeling
WAHT THE FUCK?
who's a she
what girl
what team
what aunt

i dont know who you are but i must have rode your ma pretty hard for you to go all crazy on me
BIATCH

 

[Syb]

i dont get it??!! is that aimed at ME?!?!?

 

[the pibblious one]

vinnie, what the fuck is yer problem, you just enjoy startin on people for no reason. kettle sax for fuck's ache

 

[Vinnie]

Originally posted by Syb
i dont get it??!! is that aimed at ME?!?!?

Nahhhh

 

[Syb]

thanx pibbmeister!!

 

[duffman_returns]

so i take it you were talking to me vinnie
who are you saying is a girl you or me
whats with you anyway

 

[Vinnie]

So many questions...so little interest..

 

[Syb]

YEA VINNIE! whats going on?? im so confussssssed!

 

[nine]

Is the indominitable duffster losing the plot?
Has he lost his seemingly unbreakable 'coolness'?

Those are rhetorical questions,understand?

 

[Gav]

Originally posted by nine
Is the indominitable duffster losing the plot?
Has he lost his seemingly unbreakable 'coolness'?

Sounds like the middle part of an old school batman TV show.

Find out after the break

 

[duffman_returns]

is the homosexual ninser pissing his pants?
Has he lost his seemingly unbreakable 'foolness'?

those are bullshit questions aimed to pass the time
fuck you nine, fuck you.

 

[Syb]

nine you stay out of this you MEAN MEAN person!

 

[nine]

Where's the door?
Who's duffman?
Why doesn't he wear a vest like the rest of us?

This is just rhetorical rhetoric and i'm a mean bastard apparently...
Duffman,you're losing it,keep it together......man...