getting the horn (1 Viewer)

[ernesto]

got a horn just opening this thread.

what yiz talking about?

boners

 

[tripoli]

boners

wood?

 

[Rogue]

"The Gush"

 

[theweeyin]

Now this is more what I was talking about.

 

[tripoli]

"The Gush"

throbbing gristle?

 

[ernesto]

throbbing gristle?

stiffies

 

[Vinnie]

The Milkman

 

[theweeyin]

You guyse

 

[Buzzo]

Some lad beeped at me today. He must have thought the way I nearly cycled into the front of his van was really sexy.

 

[tripoli]

Some lad beeped at me today. He must have thought the way I nearly cycled into the front of his van was really sexy.

did you dodge his boner?

 

[ernesto]

fuck-stick

 

[tripoli]

fuck-stick

sex limb.

 

[ernesto]

sex limb.

'hardened member'

 

[Vinnie]

I just got a boner from the maternity & nursing bra ad on the side of this page.

 

[Vinnie]

I just got another boner re-reading my last post.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

The Milkman

's wife's tits

 

[theweeyin]

Could someone give me the horn please?

 

[Vinnie]

Could someone give me the horn please?

Here's a tip. A little horn is easy. A big horn is easy. But a little big horn is a battle.

 

[Squiggle]

Could someone give me the horn please?

Good grief missy... if you're really that desperate/frustrated you're gonna explode... you're in Scotland - get off the internet and go down the pub and find some flesh and blood bloke who isn't on a different island.

 

[carbide]

hee! the google ads are all for wedding rings.

i've never heard as many conversations about the hotness of people as in the last few days. bit of warm weather and we're all trying to pollinate?