getting the horn (3 Viewers)

[Yurn!]

just you, babe.



that song actually reminds me of Mel Gibson drinking wine while wearing makeup and a bra and putting on tights and acting like a total shlong. worst movie ever. worst song ever.

Is that Man Without a Face? Savage!

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[avernus]

Is that Man Without a Face? Savage!

PS. Check it out!!!

Froeva Yung.

 

[Ciansy]

Froeva Yung.

Well, Vernie - may I call you Vernie?

I'm going to call you Vernie.

 

[Stan Bowles]

He come back. He says-, he said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "You calling me ..... "

You're joking! He said, "You fucking cunt"?

He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a cunt, you fucking c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You fucking cunt".

I should hope so, "you fucking cunt".

I s-, I said, "You fucking cunt", I said, "You fucking come here and call
me a fucking cunt".

I should say so.

I said, "You f-", I said, "You cunt". I said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "Who you fucking calling 'cunt', cunt?"

Yeah, what did he say, cunt?

He said, "You fucking cunt!"

 

[avernus]

Well, Vernie - may I call you Vernie?

I'm going to call you Vernie.

Call me T-Bone.

 

[Bellatrix]

Is that Man Without a Face? Savage!

PS. Check it out!!!

I'd forgotten about that film.

Mel Gibson = feeler.

 

[Ciansy]

Call me T-Bone.

There's already been a bodyguard-best pal-Betty-Al little back-and-forth conversation on Thumped recently, so I'm going to end this one here.

 

[avernus]

There's already been a bodyguard-best pal-Betty-Al little back-and-forth conversation on Thumped recently, so I'm going to end this one here.

Yeah well I wanted nothing to do with you anyway, man.

 

[Hector Grey]

Ye-, I never raped anybody for fun. When I've raped somebody it's because, you know-, you know, I felt my knob throbbing and it was necessary to poke it into something and if I mistook a woman for a manhole, that was not my fault.

 

[Ciansy]

Yeah well I wanted nothing to do with you anyway, man.

But.... but....




T-Bone...

 

[evil bandit]

have any of you guys ever given the horn?

My horn is broken, it just makes a feeble wheezing noise

 

[avernus]

But.... but....




T-Bone...

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

 

[Stan Bowles]

There are many wonderful things in this world and one of those things is death and paralysis. If you can get both simultaneous, you're v-, you're very very lucky 'cause often you get paralysed first and you get death later. Other people get death first and paralysis later and they're very unlucky because if the two come simultaneous you should be so lucky. That's why I ask you all to give all your subscriptions you can to the 'Death And Paralysis Cause', 19 19 19 Street, London WS-, er, 1.

 

[Ciansy]

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

Did I fuck. (That's not the same as Did I? Fuck by the way, it means I'm denying rather than regretting it).

 

[Yurn!]

My horn is broken, it just makes a feeble wheezing noise

Natch. Bandit, try cram a few jobs in before the spunk turns red.

Disrectful and lacivious. Moderator.

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[Yurn!]

Did I fuck. (That's not the same as Did I? Fuck by the way, it means I'm denying rather than regretting it).

I'd like to think you meant to write 'Diddy-fuck'.

I just feel so hungry.

 

[Hector Grey]

Er, I went out about four days ago to Madame Vera 'cause, you know, I'm interested in what the future holds, and, er, she said, "Take your trousers off", which I did, naturally, ...

 

[Stan Bowles]

And she said, "Bend over, lower your knickers and, er, give us a big one", you know, 'cause she doesn't-, she-, she can't stand it if you just give her a little (blows quick raspberry) like that, you know.

 

[Hector Grey]

So I, er, I gave her one. And, er, you know, almost immediately she said, er, "In three seconds you're going to shit this fucking room to pieces." And she was quite right!

 

[Stan Bowles]

And that about wraps it up nicely. Almost.

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