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[Psychotic no 2]

Originally posted by dudley
i have a feeling your name begins with the letter e
and finishes with the letter l

e--l
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY! It's Evel buddy.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Hey, don't stop talking in my thread. That only makes me bump it. C'mon ; let's cut some tracks maaaaaaaaaaaannnn

 

[rape the drummer]

hey-my band would be interested very interested! i'll email ya dirtbag

 

[dubh in seattle]

GrrrrRürer--
will ya record my band? We're doing kinda oldskool Daniel O'donnel jams with down tuned guitars through an acre of Marshalls, a children's choir, 29 rappers, 12 dozen dj's, several pieces of field artillery, nine hundred gongs, and a windmill. If you don't like Pro Tools, how're ye gonna autotune my class falsetto warbling? I need reverb on every other syllable, and at least 600 sq meters for my drum kit. Oh, and can you make it sound more like heavy air in an underwater palace?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Originally posted by dubh in seattle
Oh, and can you make it sound more like heavy air in an underwater palace?

Did someone ever request that from you? Because if they did, there's a bullet out there somewhere with their name on it.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Sure, Dubh. No problemo. First I'll route the vocals through my Mutron Bi-Phase(tm), then I'll split the signal out to my prophylactic-anstiseptic frequency dislocator. Next, I mic up a fax machine copying photos of David Schwimmer and blend the two tracks to taste. I can't tell you any more, however, as I'd be giving away all my secrets.

 

[stoopidmonkey]

Can you record me singing "Someone Left The Cake OUt In The Rain" while a gang of 7 youths from Ballydehob kick seven shades of shit out of me with snooker balls with socks in them?

I reckon three takes and I'd nail it.

 

[dubh in seattle]

Hey mate, the best way to record somebody gettin' the shiznit kicked outta them is to use a internal rectal probe mic; a thin condenser is good, but some clients prefer like a large tube mic... oh, and GrrrRrrrer, where'd you get yer prophylactic-anstiseptic frequency dislocator? Ever since Albini mentioned using one in an interview, the prices for em on ebay have gone through the roof! I have a couple anarchic-timbral-fist-lickers, almost as good, but not the same time domain THD diversional replication absentee charachteristics...

 

[Ahab]

nonsense.....all of it.
!bog

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

I make my own, using schematics translated from an obscure nostradamus quatrain. And into each one, I slip a piece of paper that reads....

jiggajigga chunk chunk screeeeeee buggahduhbuggahduhbumdoopah.....yarrrrl

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Originally posted by GrRrrrR
jiggajigga chunk chunk screeeeeee buggahduhbuggahduhbumdoopah.....yarrrrl

That's the name of my next album. Or maybe it would be better for a limited edition e.p. Hmmm.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

The sparkly new mics are winging their way back from Chicago as we speak. I'm gonna get back to everyone who's mailed me so far, but just in case.....

I'm gonna start this shit off in January. Anyone who's interested, mail me at -

[email protected]

Or, you could just PM me here.