First date attire.... (1 Viewer)

[Livewire]

wear sunglasses and refuse to take them off under any circumstance. she'll think you're dead cool. also a piano tie

 

[Jill Hives]

Find what she likes to do and mine that seam til she thinks she likes you.

Brilliant.

 

[taubstumm]

wear a world war ii red army combat uniform and eye patch

i know a guy who actually does this

 

[ann post]

put it to the back of your mind, then about 4pm on the day of the date, scour the internet for idea's, realize you do it every year and smile knowingly.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Oh, ffs.

i'm not complaining, i'm gonna dig out your amazing post from ages ago for this thread

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

i'm not complaining, i'm gonna dig out your amazing post from ages ago for this thread

Ehh?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Ehh?

the one jill hives quoted reminded me of it

Having the nerve to ask a women out (while relatively sober) is something that generally goes a long way in a woman's book. It shows you have some self-assuredness and can take some initiative to get what you want. These are characteristics most women like and, thankfully, they're easy to fake for the length of time it takes to ask someone out.

http://thumped.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1187229&postcount=148

amazing

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Yeah, same shit all over again. Just back from the shops. Sick of all this at this stage. How many years must one keep ploughing on for? Not arsed anymore. Anyone got the number of a good monastery?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

what? you took her to the shops on your date?

 

[Livewire]

Yeah, same shit all over again. Just back from the shops. Sick of all this at this stage. How many years must one keep ploughing on for? Not arsed anymore. Anyone got the number of a good monastery?

No, but I have a number for a good hooker.

Seriously, don't give up. "True love will find you in the end".

 

[Unicron]

A smile.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

what? you took her to the shops on your date?

Nah, I went down the shops to get some new clobber, innit. Now my legs are tired and I just want to sit on the couch drinking beer and playing video games with other men.
Safe.
And happy.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

oh, well good luck on the date anyway.

 

[rettucs]

Is it a blind date?

you could send one of us in your stead...

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Is it a blind date?

you could send one of us in your stead...

Sadly not.

 

[Jill Hives]

Skip the pub just invite her around to watch Sex And The City.
Side note: I just passed you on the street. You look fine.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Skip the pub just invite her around to watch Sex And The City.
Side note: I just passed you on the street. You look fine.

Why didn't you say hello?

Also, is that "fine" as in ok or "fine" as in the way black people say it?

 

[Jill Hives]

Why didn't you say hello?

Also, is that "fine" as in ok or "fine" as in the way black people say it?

You had just stepped off the curb to cross the street. Saying hello would required me to raise my voice, which will never happen. I meant the former but if it helps your ego, I meant the latter. Quit worrying, just go and have a good time.

 

[ann post]

in me head this date is at 8pm, hurry and get ready dude. of all things dont leave her waiting.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

It's 9pm. But there's no hot water and the pub is a fair walk away.