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Whether it was you that did it or not, being the first person to say "did someone fart?" absolves you of all blame
I let out an SBD* in work the other day and thought I had got away with it. Pod colleague shortly thereafter goes "Oh my fucking god what is that smell? It's fucking rank!! It smells like Guinness farts."
Thankfully just as I had let out the bum cyklon-B, someone else had opened the window so the pod colleagues surmised the smell was emanating from outside. "It must be bin collection day," said one.
*Silent but deadly.
This might be straying into urban legend territory but a colleague of mine was telling us a story about one of her brother's friends. He was performing anal sex on a young lady in a car park. When he finished and withdrew, she sharted on his shoes.Anyone ever have someone fart on them during sex?
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