Fakearms loves you (1 Viewer)

[Buzzo]

Front End Synthetics & Molloys of Christchurch are overjoyed to present to you:
Fakearms
Dublins finest club.
Winner of the Meteor award for 'Outstanding achievement in the field of excellence'.

Upstairs is NCAD dj's givvin it loads
Downstairs is:

Front End Fiasco: everyone and their mother are bringing down 3 records and for one night only we're gettin all cheezy for our mate Lizzies birthday. Ace.

Sweets are free,
Entry is free,
Booze is cheap (€3 for Budvar, Erdinger and Stella).

 

[snakybus]

aoifed, is "fakearms" from father ted perforce?

 

[Buzzo]

nah, someone asked me that before.
It's a tune that John of God* wrote and Spectac* remixed called
'Baby have you seen my....fakearms'.
Incredible tune, so we did it the honours.

*FES artists

 

[snakybus]

oh right

ah well

 

[Buzzo]

HAG
I know you'll read this.
Could you gimme a shout please, your privates appear to be full.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

dammit, always one step ahead. bint. okay, what is it again, 08stupid 94retarded876specialolympics? oh yay, it's ringing!!

 

[Buzzo]

Hello.... who?
Sorry, wrong number.

Hec, tell your retarded mates to stop pestering me will you?

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

very very poor. hector, what are you doing to her? sucking her funny juices dry i expect...

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by hapi
very very poor. hector, what are you doing to her? sucking her funny juices dry i expect...

watch it pal. what you know about funny could be etched on a pube.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

aaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha spa

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by hapi
aaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha spa

slow down, dude. that's some comeback... have you been reading oscar wilde again?

*cough* spunkjunkie *cough*

 

[Buzzo]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


deadly buzz


fuckin whatever

 

[Hector Grey]

well, i dunno. somebody has upset davehag.

wasn't me.

 

[binky]

Originally posted by hapi
very very poor. hector, what are you doing to her? sucking her funny juices dry i expect...

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when i cut off your face and stick it to the back of your head, insideout, with the crushed remains of your eyes for sticky stuff.

Laughing with screams.