Face vs Body (1 Viewer)

[Lili Marlene]

look but don't touch

 

[Pantone247]

so what your saying is its totally normal for me to desire someone whilst standing behind them at a gig.

yes, but just don't rub it up against them

 

[Lili Marlene]

we're all jokes now but not one of you made good on your promises to feel me up at the christmas party

 

[Jill Hives]

we're all jokes now but not one of you made good on your promises to feel me up at the christmas party

I wasn't there.

 

[ernesto]

we're all jokes now but not one of you made good on your promises to feel me up at the christmas party

didn't i?

that wasn't you?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

there was a mad 30 something ride fest going on upstairs at the christmas party.
i think you have to have your name in bold font to gain access.

 

[La La]

another time this short person brought me back to her place and said she was going to slip into something more comfertble and slid her shoes off on the way out... I just sat there staring at these tiny little high heels... thinking about her tiny sweaty feet and her stubby little toes till I sort of vomited a little in my mouth and ran out of her flat

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml#2380

 

[La La]

my friend once scored a short person and took her back to his

I was disgusted, how could do that I said?

He said he just closed his eyes and pretended she was a quadruple partial amputee

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/i_fucked_an_amputee.phtml#708

 

[seanface]

sure you don't be looking at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire wha

 

[therealjohnny]

any holes a goal

 

[rettucs]

sure you don't be looking at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire wha

or smelling it

if it smells of chips

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

More threads about riding please, Hayworth.

 

[Jill Hives]

More threads about riding please, Hayworth.

I have a no riding rule, ask pantone.

 

[Pantone247]

what?!

have I turned you the gay?

 

[CitySickness]

Pantone, tell us about Hayworth's no riding rule (NRR).

 

[Jill Hives]

I meant "ask pantone" as in for another long thread, not about my rule. Dirty minds, you lot.

 

[Pantone247]

come on

no

oh come on

no!

please

I have a rule

but..

I said I have a rule

yeah but... come on!

no, I have a no riding rule, and you knew that

but...

and then you take me here, and you pull that

...

...

come on, just one go

NO!

what's all the fuss, it's only a shetland pony, just once around the paddock, for me







wweeerr-wwweeerr-wwwweeeeeerrrrrrr

 

[Pantone247]

I meant "ask pantone" as in for another long thread, not about my rule. Dirty minds, you lot.

actually I was toying with, in light of the two and a half million virgin story, an idea for a "how much would you pay to sleep with who on thumped" thread...


but I fear I'm getting a reputation...

 

[Jill Hives]

actually I was toying with, in light of the two and a half million virgin story, an idea for a "how much would you pay to sleep with who on thumped" thread...


but I fear I'm getting a reputation...

It could have legs but I'd fear more than a reputation.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

I'd pay 50 euro to sleep with anyone on Thumped.