exam blues (2 Viewers)

[carbide]

ah, the biannual festival of panicky procrastination/feeling like i've forgotten everything i knew. all youse equations look the same.

the world owes me a hug.


anyone else desperately buying nice pens, as if they might help?

 

[therealjohnny]

my girlfriend is up to her eyes is prettily colour coded notes- nothing like having the words RAPE and MURDER stuck to the walls to brighten your day

she swears by the coloured pens technique-its worked for her so far

you know what you need?


this

 

[Squiggle]

ah, the biannual festival of panicky procrastination/feeling like i've forgotten everything i knew. all youse equations look the same.

the world owes me a hug.


anyone else desperately buying nice pens, as if they might help?

Yep, I keep hoping to buy a magic pen that will make my handwriting legible. I don't write, I type... signatures I can do but that's about it - usually I can't even read my own shopping list and if I kept a diary it wouldn't need to be in code to protect it from snoops! I'm doomed!

It has been too long (10 years) since I had to sit in a 3 hour exam and I've got three of them coming up. I must be mad


You definitely get a sympathy hug from me.

 

[Space]

I'll join yas on this thread tomorrow. Gotta finish an assignment today before I can think about exams.

 

[Hector Grey]

try being an unemployed cunt with no qualifications and no money for ten years, and only ever getting to work in the noisiest and hottest crapholes. have a good old think about that and you'll fly through this exam.

 

[zero_hero]

Yep, I keep hoping to buy a magic pen that will make my handwriting legible. I don't write, I type... signatures I can do but that's about it - usually I can't even read my own shopping list and if I kept a diary it wouldn't need to be in code to protect it from snoops! I'm doomed!

It has been too long (10 years) since I had to sit in a 3 hour exam and I've got three of them coming up. I must be mad


You definitely get a sympathy hug from me.

two in one day makes you think your hand could fall off its so painful

 

[Squiggle]

two in one day makes you think your hand could fall off its so painful

Thankfully I don't have two in one day. Worried enough about having two on consecutive days

 

[Super Dexta]

 

[carbide]

my girlfriend is up to her eyes is prettily colour coded notes- nothing like having the words RAPE and MURDER stuck to the walls to brighten your day

i'm scared to guess what she's studying, but i hope they're written in sugary pastel colours.

try being an unemployed cunt with no qualifications and no money for ten years, and only ever getting to work in the noisiest and hottest crapholes. have a good old think about that and you'll fly through this exam.

you'd think, but i tend to go for envying the unemployed cunts of the world for a week or so, for not being turned into basket cases over piddly trivia that'll be forgotten by next week. and, er, i'll keep quiet about what exactly i'm classing as 'piddly trivia', just for when future employers are running background checks.

Yep, I keep hoping to buy a magic pen that will make my handwriting legible. I don't write, I type... signatures I can do but that's about it - usually I can't even read my own shopping list and if I kept a diary it wouldn't need to be in code to protect it from snoops! I'm doomed!

yep yep. i write like a doctor most of the time, but thin felt tip pens help. by the end of an exam, each word is about 1mm high and a line long though.

you'll be flying once you get started, i bet - last year's were nearly 5 years since the previous exam for me, and they did actually go ok. bet you're prepared, too!

I'll join yas on this thread tomorrow. Gotta finish an assignment today before I can think about exams.

heh, i've enjoyed a few weeks of having a series of deadlines/assignments as buffers between me and the exams. hope the assignment goes well!


edit: kittens solve everything. maybe i can sneak a smart one in.

 

[carbide]

yep yep. i write like a doctor most of the time, but thin felt tip pens help. by the end of an exam, each word is about 1mm high and a line long though.

i'm not da vinci.

 

[brianoak]

I finished last week.
Good luck,its a horrible time.

 

[Squiggle]

I'll join yas on this thread tomorrow. Gotta finish an assignment today before I can think about exams.

Handed my last assignment in on Friday and spent the weekend avoiding thinking in order to give my poor melted brain some time to recover.

bet you're prepared, too!

HA! If by prepared you mean haven't read half the notes even once and took a quick (30 second) glance at one past exam paper and decided I didn't like it and did something else, then yes, yes I am.

 

[maims bond]

Hell box. Had 11 last year, couldn't masturbate for a month after.

7 this time round, 4 down 3 to go.

Ambient music is the key to success.

 

[Buzzo]

Hi guys.

 

[Squiggle]

Hi guys.

Hi! How are things going in Buzzo land?

 

[Buzzo]

Buzzo Land is about to become a studious paradise of criminal justice critiques where the streets are awash with brain-numbing procrastination. I'm gonna start studying this evening. After me shower. And dinner. And a nap.

It's good to know there's a load of you pricks in the same boat.

 

[maims bond]

Does an undertheorized multi-perspectival sociological ventriloquism lead to a potential mannerist deformation in representations of social existence?

!ninjaaaa

 

[wild_cat]

Relax... thats what Im doing about the leaving cert. Shall start my study tonight.

 

[maims bond]

Relax...

Why the fuck didn't I think of that?!?

Leaving Cert is the toughest exam i've ever done.

 

[wild_cat]

Who wants to pick what I start to learn....
Economics...
Art history...
Irish...
Pass french.. (ok dont bother with that)
English
History...
Maths..