Enjoying a crap with the door open... (1 Viewer)

A typical situation:


<hall door opens & shuts, housemate enters, and walks past open door to the SmellTemple>

Fancyg, on the chalice: "Hey brian"

Brian: silence , faster pace, eyes fixed ahead.

Fancyg, lowering newspaper: "Brian?"
<silence>

fgs voice from the mudbanana tavern: "so anyway...Hows it going with that new girl you've been seeing?"
<silence>


what's his problem like?
 
Currently crashing in a house with no doors. We were told on arrival to shout, when appropriate, `taking a number two here boss`.

Not cool. Fuckin hippies.
 
girls love taking pisses in front of each other.
<PSSHH> Oh I know... I know <PSSSSHHHHHH>
Girls pisses are crazy loud too.
And then they think its grand to piss in front of you.

Dont mind me. I'm just brushing my teeth. Yes. Well. Ah Asparagus?

I nearly got lynched for having a piss on the side of a country road in Maine. I reckon he was looking for business, and got second thoughts when he got close.
 

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