dudes only: the last time you cried (3 Viewers)

[Squiggle]

last time I cried was when I got de-repped for spelling something wrong

That's totally understandable... mean spelling and grammar nazis!

I last cried sometime in the early hours of Sunday morning. There was a certain* quantity of alcohol involved.









* too much

 

[Bellatrix]

so you DIDN'T end up crying?

I think my eyes watered a little.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

The problem with making this a dudes only thread is that, as a result, it's sorely lacking in crying stories.

You should let the girls play too. Then the floodgates will really open.

but so far all these crying stories HAVE been heartfelt

the last taste of a burger
cutting onions (not cheese, although that has been known to produce tears too)
mans best friend takes a bullet for ya
shared musical nirvana

pay attention now these are critical insights into the workings of modern man - simple but effective.

ya only tell the closest ladies the real tearjerking moments cos then its an exclusive. you've the chance of getting a backstage pass but its for only for you and the bouncer wont let your mates in. whaadddaya do?

 

[HMD]

That's totally understandable... mean spelling and grammar nazis!

I last cried sometime in the early hours of Sunday morning. There was a certain* quantity of alcohol involved.





* too much

was it lefty's freddie mercury jokes. They upset me too.

 

[Squiggle]

was it lefty's freddie mercury jokes. They upset me too.

That, the air guitar and the tupperware... mostly the tupperware. I suddenly got this impression that it was breeding and it scared me

 

[Osama Van Halen]

modern man - simple but effective.

YOU SAID IT PAL. WATCH ME EFFECTIVE ALL OVER THE PLACE!! ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

 

[La La]

the workings of modern man - simple but effective.

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[Diddles]

I'm crying right now. I'm bursting to go to the toilet but I'm playing scrabble and can't afford to lose time. HURRY UP FOR FUCKS SAKE!

 

[Yurn!]

Last time THAT fucking dickhead opened his fucking mouth. You cunt.

 

[Vinnie]

Last time I watched The Champ somebody kicked me in the bollocks, told me my puppy was dead and that he was marrying the only gal I ever loved so I attacked him with tear gas and the cannister backfired into my face.

 

[egg_]

Last time I cried was when egg_ jr was a few months old. Early parenthood despair.

 

[deedee]

Last time I cried was when egg_ jr was a few months old. Early parenthood despair.

My fella never cried until the birth of our daughter. He's now a blubbering wreck bless him.

 

[Super Dexta]

i think every time i cry i report it on the arts and culture board. elephant man, notes on a scandal etc. i've been quite watery lately.

 

[snakybus]

Last time I cried was when egg_ jr was a few months old. Early parenthood despair.

jeaney mack, egg, it's not that bad!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

I'm really tough, but my apathy valve was damaged a few years back and now i get upset and cry quite easliy.

a while ago i was describing a photograph i saw to my girlfriend and i started crying. What a faggot!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

faggot means a bundle of sticks

 

[Wheels]

faggot means a bundle of sticks

As well as a British pork meatball.

 

[egg_]

jeaney mack, egg, it's not that bad!

Was for me dude. Of course around the time I became a Da I moved from Dublin to a small village where I knew no-one, became self-employed and got in a huge row with a crazy old farmer over the sale of a site. Took me a long time to recover from those few months

 

[snakybus]

when life gives you lemons, egg......


put them in your arse!

haha

ah no, sorry to hear about that egg, hope life's better now!

 

[sexypornolady]

Last time I watched The Champ somebody kicked me in the bollocks, told me my puppy was dead and that he was marrying the only gal I ever loved so I attacked him with tear gas and the cannister backfired into my face.

I think you'll find we were watching An Ewok Adventure.