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Hahah, all the people going into town with an active social life have a shitter life than me -brilliant! Two bottles of red wine later and I'm off to bed, what a fantastic evening: gettin drunk, playing computer games and making lovely food & weird music on my own -it's the best! FUCK THE WORLD!!
slippery slope, cormster...you might wanna knock that on the head
yeah, heroin chic is so over. jakie chic is the wave of the future!Slippery slope? What you talkin 'bout, sista. I been on this particular super happy fun slide for years and it's not done me a tuppence bit of harm! Except for my deteriorating facial skin. But that doesn't matter, I've given up random sex, anyway. And even if I take it up again I don't need to look good cos I'm in a band.
there's nothing i love more than drinking a bottle of buckfast by myself on the bus into town while listening to deadly tunes on the headphones. it's fuckin brilliant. going drinking in town on your own is quite fun also.
I was giving this some thought earlier and theres a couple of things about drinking solo that I've learned to make it a happy rewarding experience.....
1.Everybody tolerates a happy drunk.
2.I Don't dabble in the hard stuff alone unless I have a cold.
3.If its morning time drinks I usually prefer mid strength lager till about three and then move onto a bottle or two of wine.
4.I Always try to be mindful of how loud the stereo is, relative to how loud you can get away without pissing off my cool neighbours.
5.A few doobs along the way is handy for making sure I don't venture outside the gaf waaayyyy more drunk than I realise.
6.I normally like to just be wearing me jocks when drinking during the day.It makes it handier when it comes to nap time aswell.
7.The computer can be a great boon to warding off cabin fever.
8.Stay cool.Don't worry about shit.Don't get narky(see No.1).
9.Headbanging and air guitar (in your jocks in the back garden preferably)are two great econo-activities for the tipsy loner.
10.But most of all I say just have fun with it.Be creative.Make it your own.
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