Dont post teenagers christmas cards if they dont contain money (1 Viewer)

[wild_cat]

Walked in from school this evening, to see a lovely christmas card addressed to me on the kitchen table, I open to carefully, each tare of the white pocket the card is contained in, my eyes smiling up with glee. I revel a hallmark card , must have cost a few pounds.

OI BITCH IM YER GOD CHILD WHERES MY FUCKING 50 EURO.


Now, every christmas and birthday for the past 17years Ive been greated with said 50 euro. After all my excitment of thinking I wont be drinking shite this weekend because I know have money. Is no gone. Where is my money eh?


So the moral of the story, dont send cards to teenagers cause you'll only get there hopes up.

That is all.

 

[oh shit]

it's a hard knock life for roisin

 

[krystal]

yeah
boo hoo.

it's a hard knock life for roisin

 

[oh shit]

she probably read that thread on thumped when roisin wanted to get "de-baptized"
no baptism = no godparents = no dough = white lightning

 

[krystal]

surely that should be = -white lightning?

she probably read that thread on thumped when roisin wanted to get "de-baptized"
no baptism = no godparents = no dough = white lightning

 

[oh shit]

i stand corrected

 

[krystal]

ah, right again.

Go me.

i stand corrected

 

[wild_cat]

this weekend because I know have money. Is no gone. .

Maybe shes putting it into english lessons after all.




Im never ever pissed off about things like this, its just shes a rich cunt. And my aunt to.

 

[classic seanc]

YA LITTLE PUP!!! shockin behaviour.



(btw, I'm 22 and I still get money off my godparents. They're legends)

 

[Rachel666]

I was depressed about my money situation until 40 seconds ago when my mam shouted up the stairs that I won 75 FUCKING EUROS ON PRIZE BONDS!!

Roisin, we're getting pissed.

 

[oh shit]

imagine how much white lightning you'll can buy now!

 

[avernus]

best trick is - send the card back but with a smear of crap on it. last time that happens to you I promise.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

i'm rich.

 

[The]

this rule stands for anyone who's a student, not just teenagers.. we don't want to see cards without money; they serve no purpose.

 

[krystal]

I've never won nothing on prize bonds but that might be because I only have 4.

 

[Hector Grey]

I've never won nothing on prize bonds but that might be because I only have 4.

i've never won nothing. ever. boo hoo.

 

[hanley]

this rule stands for anyone who's a student, not just teenagers.. we don't want to see cards without money; they serve no purpose.

roach?

 

[mackle]

imagine how much white lightning you'll can buy now!

My first being sick from drinking experience was with that shit

 

[pete]

i've never won nothing. ever. boo hoo.

maybe if you'd bought a raffle ticket...

 

[Hector Grey]

maybe if you'd bought a raffle ticket...

and end up like fiachra? a subscription to the magazine he works at? NEVER.

that would be like me winning... em...

fuck it.