Do single women still exist?? (2 Viewers)

[cephalopod]

I'm good with my hands, like Patrick Swayze in ghost, you wanna check me at the pottery wheel, knuckle-deep in clay

 

[Charlie Bucket]

I'm good with my hands, like Patrick Swayze in ghost, you wanna check me at the pottery wheel, knuckle-deep in clay

Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?

 

[cephalopod]

well I draw a sweet looking kookaburra

 

[Squiggle]

It's Lygers or nothing.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

It's Lygers or nothing.

Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

 

[jane]

well I draw a sweet looking kookaburra

See? Don't underestimate your charms. In all 100% honesty, if some dude came up to me and said, "Hey, I can draw a kookaburra, wanna see?" I'd be really chuffed and charmed and even if I wasn't into him, it would totally make my day. That's assuming you really can draw a kookaburra. If you can't, you've wrecked my whole week just by suggesting it.

 

[Space]

All graduates of Jane's school for easy ladies will sign up with the Susie Quiggle Matchmaking service. We're taking registrations for eligible men already. Pm for a form. Garda clearance required.

PM sent. I like this thread.

 

[rettucs]

See? Don't underestimate your charms. In all 100% honesty, if some dude came up to me and said, "Hey, I can draw a kookaburra, wanna see?" I'd be really chuffed and charmed and even if I wasn't into him, it would totally make my day. That's assuming you really can draw a kookaburra. If you can't, you've wrecked my whole week just by suggesting it.

what if you draw something thats not a kookaburra, but you draw it anyway and you don't really know what a kookaburra is, but the thing that you drew is the thing that you thought it might be?

would that not like at least get points for effort?

 

[rettucs]

PM sent. I like this thread.

aw man, you shouldn't have. You know like its so a trap. Shes forwarding your details to the garda weirdo internet task force as we speak.

moose is going to ja--yyyy-llll

 

[classic seanc]

What about drawing a crude cock-and-balls on a womans forehead?

 

[ernesto]

What about drawing a crude cock-and-balls on a womans forehead?

why does it have to be crude?
you could make it really arty!

 

[classic seanc]

I’m not asking if it’s a good idea or not, I just wanna know if anyone’s up for it?

 

[cephalopod]

What about drawing a crude cock-and-balls on a womans forehead?

Like a cockaburra

 

[Space]

aw man, you shouldn't have. You know like its so a trap. Shes forwarding your details to the garda weirdo internet task force as we speak.

moose is going to ja--yyyy-llll

I trust Squiggle not to do that.

 

[Squiggle]

PM sent. I like this thread.

Your form is on its way. Please not that it is important that you state clearly what level of "easy-ness" you require, and that we cannot be held responsible if your partner sleeps with your friend, cousin, father or enemy. Easy is as easy does.

aw man, you shouldn't have. You know like its so a trap. Shes forwarding your details to the garda weirdo internet task force as we speak.

moose is going to ja--yyyy-llll

BLACKLISTED

 

[cephalopod]

See? Don't underestimate your charms. In all 100% honesty, if some dude came up to me and said, "Hey, I can draw a kookaburra, wanna see?" I'd be really chuffed and charmed and even if I wasn't into him, it would totally make my day. That's assuming you really can draw a kookaburra. If you can't, you've wrecked my whole week just by suggesting it.

Jane, print this out and show it to your hot friends!! Tell them Cephalapod did it...

 

[rettucs]

BLACKLISTED

the story of my life

 

[classic seanc]

I’m not asking if it’s a good idea or not, I just wanna know if anyone’s up for it?

Too much. tsk1!

 

[Squiggle]

Sir, may I recommend that you undertake the course "How to Score With a Burd in Ten Easy Lessons", details in this leaflet.

 

[ratmonkey]

Yeah, you gotta clear out a few gardai before we think you're worth our hot friends' time.

A doughnut cart diversion should take care of that.