Did you know???? (you are not safe) (1 Viewer)

[jane]

She should do an exchange with Imelda, the dark-haired lady who rides the Number 10 and wears no undergarments.

 

[Zeelander]

This redeaded randomer that gets the number 8 to mervue every morning started (literally) screaming about Nazi's at the top of her voice as i walked past this morning. Christ, as if my hangover wasn't bad enoough...

I shouldn't have started screaming about Nazis at the top of my voice as you walked past this morning, I'm sorry.

 

[guy of the tiger]

number 10 here I come

She should do an exchange with Imelda, the dark-haired lady who rides the Number 10 and wears no undergarments.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Can i post a pornography

 

[ConorDeasy]

A pornography yes please.

 

[billygannon]

Dink dank do!

 

[guy of the tiger]

Ha ha. I would love if someone would come up to me in a bar/venue and say "You're Zita off Thumped, I've a bone to pick with you." It would really delight me. Sometimes I get PMs from people that saw me at stuff but didn't want to approach me and say "Hey do I know you off the internet?" That's a shame..

I often fall victim to drive-by shoutings.

Sometimes I'm walking along and a car will dirve slowley by and soemone will stick their head out and go 'FANCY YOU FUCKING SUCK'
and then they'll drive off all of them laughind

Sometimes it's more personal, same as above except they'll shout something like 'NICE CARDIGAN FANCY, YOU FUCKER'
or 'GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU CUNT'

etc

 

[A few bears in]

when you open the cover of the next issue Empire magazine you hear the sound of darth vader breathing

 

[guy of the tiger]

shes beautiful.

I'll just sit here watching my screen and wait for the I.T. task force to surround my desk (er..I mean office) and start shooting smoke cannisters at me

Dink dank do!

 

[ConorDeasy]

 

[Bag'o'cans]

A pornography yes please.

one pornography as promised

 

[avernus]

 

[ConorDeasy]

Moderator please

 

[Dude no.7]

Someone recognised me the other day from something I posted on this site.... I had to have them killed ....
when did thumped turn into a porno site?
what's the deal with the cube?
how is miss piggy, a pig, supposed to be attracted to kermit the frog, a frog?
does anyone know dude no.12? (besides me)
how many gomies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If the FBI searched my house, would they find any incriminating evidence?
if you held a jacob's employee at gunpoint, would they finally own up and tell you how they get the figs in the fig rolls?

friday, yeah?

 

[jane]

number 10 here I come

I should warn you, she's a more mature lady.

 

[hanley]

Moderator please

 

[ConorDeasy]

I should warn you, she's a more mature lady.

More than who?

 

[jane]

Holy shit, I was about to post that exact same picture.

 

[roxy]

nice, was it?

Was yeah.

Had a bit of !cheezy in it.

 

[jane]

More than who?

As in:
"Mature lady, 65, looks 70, seeks fancy boy, 22-28 for discreet fun. Don't tell your da."