Did anyone see me on TV last night? (1 Viewer)

[Spam Javelin]

"No Experience Required" - RTE 2

You saw the back of my head in several shots. My arm featured extensively too. There was one lingering shot of me unfolding a drawing. (My mam thought I was reading the paper)

Nobody recognised me on the street this morning though.

 

[nofriendo]

i was once on mr. motivator!

 

[shitepipe]

ah, thought that was you.. love the new haircut!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i saw you mr javelin. i thought you were the lynchpin of the whole fucking thing.

i loved that guy who put a camera on the table as a demonstration of his skill, fantastic tv.

 

[Spam Javelin]

i was once on mr. motivator!

Sweet! I was hoping this show would be a platform to greater things for me - advertising, tv/film work etc, but I got very little screen time. I guess my best stuff ended up on the cutting room floor due to time constraints.

Their loss.

 

[Spam Javelin]

i saw you mr javelin. i thought you were the lynchpin of the whole fucking thing.

i loved that guy who put a camera on the table as a demonstration of his skill, fantastic tv.

What a fucking twat! The boss didn't stop laughing at that tit for about a week.

Did I look good?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

What a fucking twat! The boss didn't stop laughing at that tit for about a week.

Did I look good?

you looked mildly stunning.

Your boss seems sound, was he the fat bald guy?

I'm glad they put the knacker through, what she lacks in personal hygiene and class she makes up for it with buckets of bottle.

cant wait for next week!

 

[Spam Javelin]

Yeah, his comic timing reminded me of Peter Sellars in his heyday. He is a rather "gregarious" personality, very funny in a posh, gay way. A frightening fucker when he's angry though.

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

Yeah, his comic timing reminded me of Peter Sellars in his heyday. He is a rather "gregarious" personality, very funny in a posh, gay way. A frightening fucker when he's angry though.

one of my favourite bits went a little something like this:

boss: "so you're going for a sensual feeling"

cleaning lady designer: "yeh. buh, i dont wan it to be too sensuel so that they're falling asleep"

boss: "wheres the sensual part, the sexy part"

cleaning lady designer: !bing "oh yeh sexy, yeh its gonna be sexy yeh"

what dialogue. its award winning stuff.

you could see that "i want to pummel your face in" look he had when the ladies were a bit slow on their last presentation.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

the bit where the posh bird was pitching her ideas for the kylemore.

"but if there are story readings, the environment doesn't really matter."
Eh, what are you supposed to be doing again?

yeah, and the camera guy. what a dunce!!

"are there any pictures on the camera?"
"eh, no."

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

spam - the way you worked that camera gave me a soft one