Definitely not a Betty Windsor thread (5 Viewers)

[Deadmanposting]

yeah, so the American company I work for sent out their 'aw the poor queen' email and said that 'affected' countries were being given a day off on monday. They included Ireland in the list of countries and, despite it being a free day off, we were livid. So I decided to e-mail HR with a few home truths, but didn't I only go and e-mail the whole fucking company.

I'm glad I did. I received several private messages from people thanking and congratulating me for standing up as I did.

Its fucking hilarious

Bang in sick on Monday

You've earned it, champ

 

[ann post]

I'll send you a pic of my rona test if you wanna fire it on your work group on sunday eve.

 

[flashback]

So does she turn back into her lizard form after she's dead or what?

Prince Andrew nearly outed them with his no-sweat thing.

Why can't you sweat Andrew?
BECAUSE I'M A LIZARD YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT.
You're a whaaaa?
Bollocks. No. Nevermind. I saw this documentary on the Falklands war one time. No sweat since then.

:licks eyeball:

 

[Lili Marlene]

AFAIK the subject thing was done away with for the most part in the 80s.
.

I was curious about this and had a look and, yeah, it's true but for racist reasons by the looks of things

Types of British nationality

It was letting too many foreigns in and Britain is full mate

 

[flashback]

I was curious about this and had a look and, yeah, it's true but for racist reasons by the looks of things

Types of British nationality

It was letting too many foreigns in and Britain is full mate

Since 1 January 1983 anyone gaining citizenship of any other country cannot be a British subject, unless they’re also a citizen of Ireland.

Class. We have our very own exemption.

One more if statement to fuck things up.

 

[ann post]

First proper halloween since lockdown in ireland.

Tiara sales record.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

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[magicbastarder]

LOLZ, did we not tell you that when your boss got a promotion, you'd be getting your P45?

King Charles’s staff notified of redundancies during church service for Queen

Exclusive: Employees said to be livid and shaken as up to 100 Clarence House employees told they could lose jobs

www.theguardian.com

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Out of respect for are queen Thumped is going dark on Monday. Thanks @pete

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

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[pete]

Out of respect for are queen Thumped is going dark on Monday. Thanks @pete

True

 

[flashback]

Have they considered that maybe everyone will have just gotten over the Queen dying by Monday, and kinda forgotten what all the fuss was about?


It'll be all...

Here, why's everything closed?

> Dead Queen mate, innit?

Dead what?

> Queen mate.

.... oh yeah. That was ages ago though.

> I know, yeah. Morto wha?

Fucking morto is right. Jesus. Yis fucked up there.

> We did. Fair. Fair.

 

[Deadmanposting]

 

[therealjohnny]

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Bernard Cribbins was buried yesterday. He died on July 28!

Those crazy Brits

Bernard Cribbins laid to rest as Doctor Who David Tennant pays tribute

David Tennant and his co-star Catherine Tate paid tribute to the British actor and singer at his funeral on Wednesday

www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk

 

[rettucs]

First proper halloween since lockdown in ireland.

Tiara sales record.

zombie queen

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

Bernard Cribbins was buried yesterday. He died on July 28!

Those crazy Brits

Bernard Cribbins laid to rest as Doctor Who David Tennant pays tribute

David Tennant and his co-star Catherine Tate paid tribute to the British actor and singer at his funeral on Wednesday

www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk

funerals usually seem to take place around 3 weeks after death in england , these kerazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy tommies

 

[pete]

Camping on concrete: My 30-hour wait to see Queen's coffin

Some camped overnight ahead of the Queen's lying in state - friendships were formed on a wet night.

www.bbc.com

 

[rettucs]

Camping on concrete: My 30-hour wait to see Queen's coffin

Some camped overnight ahead of the Queen's lying in state - friendships were formed on a wet night.

www.bbc.com

I wouldn't cross the jaysus road to see her