DECOMMISSIONED FEST - BELFAST, 23 + 24 AUGUST (3 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

I've got you lot down for the Saturday Colm, just so you know!

Complan and Hand of Death now added too!

 

[colm_]

I've got you lot down for the Saturday Colm, just so you know!

i work saturday nights, i was trying to get a shift swap but people are cunts

 

[Cormcolash]

Ah right. Phone in sick or something then, the dogs will want to kiss you after the gig.

 

[colm_]

i hear you wanna kiss mackle after the gig

 

[Cormcolash]

Only if I get to kiss him on the dick whilst his 15 year old girlfriend watches.

 

[alcoholic_hero]

I would just like to mention that The Troubles will not be playing this gig as all our members have been captured as part of the 'Cormac hates Gingers Movement' and have been told to decomission the ginger members!!! As a result of the non ginger members not complying to this motion, we shall all be charged as a packet of watsits.

I would like to thank Chris Evans, Patsy Palmer and Nicola from Girls alout who protested in honour of the rusty pubes!!! HAIL BROTHERS!!!!!

 

[colm_]

Only if I get to kiss him on the dick whilst his 15 year old girlfriend watches.

doubt that will happen

 

[Cormcolash]

This thread is fuckin amazing.

 

[AnarchoBob]

Wait...if gingers have to be decomissioned, then also Colm needs to be decomissioned!

 

[Cormcolash]

My favourite thing about decommissioning is that decommission is a completely made up word invented by fucking stupid Northern Ireland politicians.

 

[alcoholic_hero]

Arresting me for what!!! Arresting me for what!! ....Im I not allowed to stand up for myself??? I thought this was America???

 

[Cormcolash]

Seems like a good time to post this sweet poster up!

 

[Urabaladoom]

bastids! I'd love to see Rev ova Sun in belfost, Mick the Primordial guitarist is with them now

 

[Cormcolash]

You should fly back from Australia for it!

 

[AnarchoBob]

Well, we are stupid Northern Irish people and we will use the words our stupid politicians make up!

At least this way the folks on the hill will have a use, they will become producers of new language. Good stuff eh?

 

[Cormcolash]

Sure they've already produced a brand new made-up language, it's called Ulster-Scots don't you know.

 

[AnarchoBob]

Nah, thet was just a rip-off from the Scots...they need a fresh start, something innovative.

 

[LUKAS]

Anything new to know about this?

 

[JenFast]

bastids! I'd love to see Rev ova Sun in belfost, Mick the Primordial guitarist is with them now

You should fly back from Australia for it!

yeh get a ryan air cheap as chips flight! sorted!

a cent to get here....99cent back to oz!

 

[VARUKA]

yeh get a ryan air cheap as chips flight! sorted!

a cent to get here....99cent back to oz!

ryan air dont do em cheap flights to oz no more cause of decommisioning flight laws but they are doin canoe cross atlantic cruises for that price.