CV MUST HAVE PHRASES (1 Viewer)

[whathappen?]

Hey
doing a new cv throw me a few buzz words to have o it there will ye. you know things like team player, target driven etc etc
Thanks

 

[Froog]

"the internet? ah its all porn and ads, isn't it?"

 

[hanley]

Hey
doing a new cv throw me a few buzz words to have o it there will ye. you know things like team player, target driven etc etc
Thanks

...going forward..

 

[Super Dexta]

"i intend to leverage my core competency of resembling a mighty oak to bring comedy-driven entertainment to the sector in which your staff are positioned"

 

[broken arm]

maybe reconsider if you are applying for a job that requires buzzwords. life's too short.

honesty is the best policy..... and non-bullshit.

during my last job interview (current job) I was the only one that didn't wear a suit. i was told after that that was one of the reasons i moved up the list.

 

[magicbastarder]

i know someone who was once sent a CV, which contained in the 'achievements' section "i am a moderator on boards.ie'.
bin.

 

[pete]

http://thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=60473

throw a few of them in

 

[IFF]

good words for biggest weakness:

- i work to hard
- i expect other people to be able to do what i can do

 

[ernesto]

interests: fishing

 

[Froog]

age: lol
sex: yes please! lol
kids: not that i know of! lol
address: if found, return to pub! lololol!!!!1111!!!

 

[classic seanc]

"A hefty girth" of something

 

[therealjohnny]

AAA+++++ a credit to ebay

1,000,000 Thumped rep points

 

[wild_cat]

Im currently looking for some one to employ me, sent a cv into a 11890 saying I had a typing speed of 65wpm after i did some online test about a year ago...

Is that even possible like..... hahahahahah

 

[Corey]

GOT JOB?

 

[george mcfly]

good working knowledge of Mine Sweeper

 

[jane]

I CAN HAZ PAYCHEX?

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

Hey
doing a new cv throw me a few buzz words to have o it there will ye. you know things like team player, target driven etc etc
Thanks

its all about team.
team team team team team team - i even love the word team.

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[Diddles]

Im currently looking for some one to employ me, sent a cv into a 11890 saying I had a typing speed of 65wpm after i did some online test about a year ago...

Is that even possible like..... hahahahahah

65wpm would be pretty good alright. I lied about how fast I could type to some recruitment agency wan when I was looking for work a few years ago. Had no idea what was a good speed and told her I could type 90 words a minute.

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

i reckon sweetoblivion can type faster than she speaks.

 

[carbide]

65wpm would be pretty good alright. I lied about how fast I could type to some recruitment agency wan when I was looking for work a few years ago. Had no idea what was a good speed and told her I could type 90 words a minute.

hee! i think about 55-70 is what you need for a typist job, but maybe i'm off. every recruitment agency i've been to has always tested me anyway, so i never got to lie. learning to audio type in an interview is a great laugh - CV must have phrase is 'CANNOT AUDIO TYPE' because it only brings pain if you turn out to be good at it.