I was in Freebird the other week buying tickets for Rocket From The Crypt or something, and in walks "Joe Knacker" - Well, he had all the usual signs of being a scumbag, poxy coat, shitty tash, dickhead baseball cap etc. He was attempting to sell CDs to Freebird.
So, Mr. Freebird makes sure all the CDs are in order etc., then takes a look at the knacker, takes a look at Bjork Debut and some other indie tastic CDs, picks up a Tindersticks CD and goes "So, what are these like?". The little scumbag went "it's me sisters" to which Mr. Freebird went "Yeh right, get her to come in please" and refused to buy anything off of him. It seemed like a well practiced routine...
So, Mr. Freebird makes sure all the CDs are in order etc., then takes a look at the knacker, takes a look at Bjork Debut and some other indie tastic CDs, picks up a Tindersticks CD and goes "So, what are these like?". The little scumbag went "it's me sisters" to which Mr. Freebird went "Yeh right, get her to come in please" and refused to buy anything off of him. It seemed like a well practiced routine...