jane
Well-Known Member
Some dumb bint has got hold of my number and now she and her mates are dialling directly into my voice mail and leaving stupid and unfunny messages. Seriously, in my day, you planned out your crank calls and made sure they were fucking funny. If you're going to be a nuisance, at least amuse me. Make recordings and intersperse them with live speech. Use sound effects records. Be fucking creative, bitches.
Either that or they're like super-post-meta-ironic or something. One of the messages was, "You sound American, ha ha ha ha" referring to the accent in my outgoing voice mail message. Thing is, bitch has a spoilt brat voice like a Foxrock Tara Reid and sounds as smart as a box full of crabs.
Fucking hell. I know I've officially become old when I genuinely think someone should give spoilt bitches like that a box about the ears.
Then again, I'm sure I made crank calls as a kid that I thought were genius but were actually just shite.
Fuck it. Hope yizzers are all dandy. Haven't been around much. Moved house, so on dialup for a while, and have been working like a stupid crazy thing. I miss yiz, though, I really do.
Either that or they're like super-post-meta-ironic or something. One of the messages was, "You sound American, ha ha ha ha" referring to the accent in my outgoing voice mail message. Thing is, bitch has a spoilt brat voice like a Foxrock Tara Reid and sounds as smart as a box full of crabs.
Fucking hell. I know I've officially become old when I genuinely think someone should give spoilt bitches like that a box about the ears.
Then again, I'm sure I made crank calls as a kid that I thought were genius but were actually just shite.
Fuck it. Hope yizzers are all dandy. Haven't been around much. Moved house, so on dialup for a while, and have been working like a stupid crazy thing. I miss yiz, though, I really do.