contraception (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

Link me up, baby!

 

[nooleen]

PM for my mum's address...as if you didn't know

 

[Funkykitchen]

Hi contraception is very painful but in fact it could at worst be described as discomfort. it's possible that i'm just lucky or else that i had mainly read.

Huh?

 

[cpr]

Huh?

I dunno, but I do feel fat all of a sudden.

 

[jonah]

I'm considering getting an implant since the pill I usually take is almost completely unavailable now and the new one my doctor put me on is turning me into a crazy person but honestly, I'm so terrified of getting it done. I already have a hardcore needle phobia and the idea of upping that and having something match-sized going into my arm just makes me want to vomit and faint and then vomit again on my comatose body. Has anyone here actually had it done and is it as painful and awful as I'm imagining?

Sort of in a toss up between that and the IUD which freaks me out only a little bit less (I'm allergic to copper though so that one is already off the table)

 

[Cormcolash]

YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GO TO COPPER FACE JACKS????

 

[egg_]

Any of the old stagers here got the snip?

 

[pete]

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[rettucs]

Any of the old stagers here got the snip?

Its definitely on my to-do list

 

[jonah]

This was v helpful! My fear is eradicated.

And no, I can't go to copper face jacks. I am definitely allergic to that.

 

[washingcattle]

I use my personality as contraception.

 

[rettucs]

This was v helpful! My fear is eradicated.

theres no girls left on thumped anymore

(*no other girls I meant - they've all gone, them and their contraception knowledge)

 

[Lili Marlene]

alas scutter speaks the truth

 

[washingcattle]

Yeah bring back da burds.

 

[jonah]

Now that you mention it, I do feel a bit lonely with my double Xs.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Don't you know that these contraceptives are all part of a plan by globalists to replace our native population with cheaper imported labour for their manufactories? I'm not sure if Jim Corr knows about this.

 

[Reets]

jonah You might want to rethink the implantation, it's not painful to get it in (your arm will be numbed) but there are lots of side effects like heavier bleeding, stronger cramps and mood swings. Everyone's different so there's no way to know how it'll be until you get it. Doctors are reported a high % of people asking to get the implant taken out early.

I've been told you can't get the IUD in Ireland unless you've had a child but you can in other countries and it's one of the most popular forms of contraception in Sweden. If you want a contraception that'll work as well as sterilization and lasts for 5 years then it's ideal. Like the implant, because it's a constant release of hormones, you cant know how your body will react until it's done. Some women have heavier periods and some have none at all for the whole 5 years. A few people I know complained of back pain but they're eh big ladies, so I dont know if that's the reason. It's not very comfortable to get done but if you've had a smear test (if you haven't you can ask for it to be done at the same time as this).

If these don't sound ok there's still the patch; like a nicotine patch that you put on your skin and it releases hormones into your blood stream that way.
The injection; injection your doctor gives you (can remember if it's every month or 3 months) but most wont give it if you've suffered with depression in the past as it could trigger it again.
The ring (nuvaring); it's a ring you put in and lasts for 3 weeks then you take it out for one. It works in the same way as the pill and the patch but you can put it in and forget about it for the month.

The diaphragm is fairly useless so dont bother.
I'm sure there's more but I cant think of them now.
Oh yeah, obviously they all only protect against pregnancy and none of the other STIs so condom or femdom are still a must.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

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[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

anyone tried dunking they're spam javelin in the sand before ejaculation?

 

[D0njo]

Y.. no. No.