Cineworld on parnell st. (1 Viewer)

[Brush]

Christ the ques are a bit long in there.

Was in that woolshed place last night for a boiga, which was nice if a tad overpriced and undercooked. Decided to bail into the cinema to see Good night & good luck (quite goood actually) But as I always do before the feature commences I went to the loo to urnitae just in case I had to go during the film (i hate having to do that) Whilst in the cubicle thinking of waterfalls and rain, i heard a personage stuble in panting into the next cubicle, it sounded like they were desperate to get their belf off. Next thing I hear the loudest flatulent noise, kind a like poporn popping in a tin can thanks to the acoustics of the bowl. It was quite explosive and went on for a prolonged period of time.

I hear Vinnie, Wheels and a fair few of you's have Unlimited Cards, which one of you's was it? I reckon it was Vinnie.

 

[Yurn!]

Unlimited cards are a fucking champ for avoiding the Q's alright. I have, however, walked away from that place movieless muttering some 'no way am i Qing for 45 mins' gibberish many times...

 

[classic seanc]

Unlimited cards are a fucking champ for avoiding the Q's alright. I have, however, walked away from that place movieless muttering some 'no way am i Qing for 45 mins' gibberish many times...

.....and leaving a big dirty shite in the bowl for revenge

 

[Yurn!]

'I do have an Unlimited Card yes. (beat) I know what your thinking, you're thinking thats a steaming turd in my hand. I can assure you that it is not a foul watery stool, and is indeed my official, if unorthodox, Cineworld Unlimited card....'

 

[george mcfly]

.....and leaving a big dirty shite in the bowl for revenge

i heard a guy crying while taking a shit in work once

it sounded like he was shitting hail stones, so i can understand the tears

 

[dudley]

i have an unlimited card, and it's been deadly
you can book your tickets over the phone using it and skip the queues entirely.
annoyingly though they are stopping phone booking with the unlimited cards "due to low demand" which is severely shite. it hardly costs much money to run the service seeing as it's automated, and the cards are about 18 a month now

bastards

 

[ilovehoovering]

i really should've got an unlimited card ages ago. got charged 9.20 to see Syriana at 1pm yesterday !bog

 

[Juno]

i really should've got an unlimited card ages ago. got charged 9.20 to see Syriana at 1pm yesterday !bog

I got charged that too, with the added bonus of having to queue for 25 minutes. I thought Syriana was very good (once I got my head around who was who) but nothing merits that sort of queue. Booking is the only way.

I can't comment on the happenings in the mens toilets. Sadly.

 

[ICUH8N]

what is this queueing thing you're all talking about?

1. Decide to go to cinema
2. (ring ring)
3. State film, time, to operator, ascertain availability
4. Vouchsafe credit card type, number, expiry and name to operator
5. Hang up

 

[krystal]

why is there always a HUGE fucking queue in there? Are we as a nation so starved for entertainment that we have to go en masse to the cinema on a tuesday evening?

Obviously we are.

 

[Stereobaby]

i heard a guy crying while taking a shit in work once

what a sad image that conjures up. not the defecating part.

the merger collapsed. he and his young family are now broke.

 

[krystal]

I always buke online unless I am going to a cheeeck fleek with some mates, then the queuing ensues. God I hate queueing.

what is this queueing thing you're all talking about?

1. Decide to go to cinema
2. (ring ring)
3. State film, time, to operator, ascertain availability
4. Vouchsafe credit card type, number, expiry and name to operator
5. Hang up

 

[george mcfly]

what a sad image that conjures up. not the defecating part.

the merger collapsed. he and his young family are now broke.

yeah maybe he just had a nervous stomach..

or maybe he'd swallowed a whole bag of dry roasted peanuts one by one without chewing
and they were on their way back out

 

[Yurn!]

Thet're stopping booking on-line with the Unlimited cards??? Are you serious.

KUNTS.

 

[Dwight]

Anyone seen the hills have eyes yet? I'm going to check that out tomorrow night in aforementioned cineworld.

 

[Bellatrix]

My Cineworld-attending days are over.

Last time I was there, a simple quest for loo-roll turned into one of my worst life experiences ever.

!ninjaaaa

 

[Yurn!]

My Cineworld-attending days are over.

Last time I was there, a simple quest for loo-roll turned into one of my worst life experiences ever.

!ninjaaaa

Go on...

 

[ICUH8N]

Someone told me on Friday that Parnell St had a real vibe these days. Any truth? I was a little inebriated, so I don't remember if I said "O RLY?" or just sniggered drunkenly before drooling on myself.

 

[Bellatrix]

Poo. In. The. Paper. Dispenser.

 

[Yurn!]

Someone told me on Friday that Parnell St had a real vibe these days. Any truth? I was a little inebriated, so I don't remember if I said "O RLY?" or just sniggered drunkenly before drooling on myself.

If 'vibe' means 'vomit and violence' then yes it does.

A modern day Gomorrah.