Christmas! (1 Viewer)

[holly_rackis]

As a follow up to my Halloween thread, what are we all getting?
*crosses fingers* come ON girls aloud tickets!


Q- What did the naughty elf get when he ran through Mrs. Clause' legs?

A- A clit round the ear and a flap in the face.

 

[nooleen]

probably a dvd boxset because i couldn't think of anything i actually wanted...shite, still have to buy presents

 

[AnarchoBob]

No idea whatsoever.
But Christmas shopping is shit, I hate it a good bit (despite I only ever have to buy for a couple of people, the rest is done by my sister).

 

[kenn]

I'm getting a new pair of trousers. Deadly

 

[ci]

Socks, boxer shorts & a Lynx boxset - same as every year!

 

[krusty411]

im getting some drogheda united klobber, some other stuff, and some diaphine tabs for the pain cause me back fucked again.

what i really want is girls aloud nude doing the crab walk underneath me tree, drogheda united (and all other LOI teams in the same boat) to get themselves out of the messes that their in, a new manager for man city, and some job security for my place,

 

[paranoid vision]

im getting some drogheda united klobber, some other stuff, and some diaphine tabs for the pain cause me back fucked again.

what i really want is girls aloud nude doing the crab walk underneath me tree, drogheda united (and all other LOI teams in the same boat) to get themselves out of the messes that their in, a new manager for man city, and some job security for my place,

i got girls aloud doing the crab walk naked for xmas last year. Wasn't very good though I'm afraid. once they started talking I wanted to kill them all.

this year I want holly shorthole to crab walk naked instead because at least she will be a bit of crack aswell as showing a bit of crack

 

[holly_rackis]

omg.

 

[Jimeatsmenu]

Unfortunatly I'm the only one in the family earning money atm. Think I'll buy myself some socks.

 

[the strange guy]

I'm getting a toothless blowjob from my Gran.
I may not have another chance like this for 50 years.

 

[jillface]

that's fucking disgusting.


i got a new phone about a month ago and that was my christmas present. huzzah.

 

[cesspooldublin]

this year I want holly shorthole to crab walk naked instead because at least she will be a bit of crack aswell as showing a bit of crack

This needs to go in the awards thread under "Creepiest post of 2008"

 

[the strange guy]

Dirty old men.
I can't wait to be one.

 

[contrariwise]

a pit bull X
but not for actual xmas 'cos living creatures are not appropriate gifts.

 

[holly_rackis]

anyone else bored to bits, holy mother of gawd.

 

[Janer]

Nope, great crack in irc and flagons too....

 

[LUKAS]

yea c'mon

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~dregin/paddy/

 

[Janer]

Strawberries in white chocolate from marks and Sparks FTW tbh...

 

[Gambra]

Total spent on Xmas presents: €300
Amount of that spent on presents on myself: €210

I fucking love Christmas.

 

[Janer]

hah!
nothing compared to my outlay!!!!
but fuk it, I like cider.