Charlie Sheen (1 Viewer)

[evil bandit]

Fucking hell I knew was in a bad way from the bits and pieces I'd read online about him but this is the coked fueled rant of a mad man

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I fear Charlie may not be long for this world

More of his mania here
http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/24/charlie-sheen-chuck-lorre-two-and-a-half-men-war-show-bahamas-octagon/

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/24/charl...uction-season-shut-down-crew-cbs-warner-bros/

Although I do like the idea of him having an octagon in his house that he takes challengers on in with his fire breathing fists...

 

[Lili Marlene]

It's been all downhill since Ferris Bueller / Wall Street for him


oh and hot shots

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Great bit of audio there yesterday, clearly coked off his tits. Which is fine as far as it goes, the hookers too.
You'd have to feel bad for the crew though. I'd say some of them need the work.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'm writing a buddy cop film for him and Mel Gibson, gonna see if I can get Jim Corr to direct.

most of the dialogue will be taken from that interview:

"funny how sleep rhymes with sheep"

"Bring me a frickin' challenge. You'll try and sell me and you'll lose"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Wow,that is some serious rambling.I reckon he'll just go on living and getting progressively madder.

 

[therealjohnny]

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[Unicron]

Odd how a guy called Carlos Estavez would have an issue with Chuck Lorre not using his ethnic sounding birth name.

 

[Goodbye]

"I've got poetry in my fingertips"

mazin

 

[Andy_aurel]

This is gold. I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he has ascended to a higher level of consciousness.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Things that are funnier than Two And a Half Men:
Cancer
Paedophilia
Genocide
Dick Cheney

 

[Andy_aurel]

Absolutely with you on that Mormon.

 

[mel gibson]

I'm writing a buddy cop film for him and Mel Gibson, gonna see if I can get Jim Corr to direct.

most of the dialogue will be taken from that interview:

"funny how sleep rhymes with sheep"

"Bring me a frickin' challenge. You'll try and sell me and you'll lose"

Gimme a bell when the script is done...

 

[Lili Marlene]

Gimme a bell when the script is done...

get the whatmans on the line will you? We're gonna need a soundtrack

 

[mel gibson]

he's starting to sound like Bill hicks,but with slightly more drugs

I like 'em!

 

[mel gibson]

get the whatmans on the line will you? We're gonna need a soundtrack

their manager is sleeping in his car outside me gaff,I'll go have a word

 

[pissypants]

Charlie Sheen Says He's 'Not Bipolar but 'Bi-Winning':

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[7 - No tomorrow]

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'

 

[ratmonkey]

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Someone please get this man to write a film about himself and put Nic Cage in it.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'

Jesus
How long before they send his father up the river in a boat to kill him.

 

[ann post]

Martin sheen travelling up a river to execute a coke fuelled nick cage would be a great watch.