Celebrity Creeps Thread (7 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

The animated one? Yes. The real/CGI ones? Fuck them.

The last CGI one was great cause Willem Dafoe made it great

 

[nuke terrorist]

I have not idea if Batman is Marvel or DC or whatever but imagine he was real:
Intervention time:
"Batman you must have had some problems that led you to this but you have to stop being a violent vigilante.
You can to go the goth S&M club dressed like that but otherwise you look feckin silly.
You're causing more crime than everyone else put together and we're feckin sick of ya to be honest.
So we're gonna get ya the help you need cause you can't go on acting the bollocks like this.
So you can do this the easy way or the hard way but your the biggest waste of Gardai time going.
So for fucks sake get in the ambulance with those nice doctors and we'll look after you".

Batman staying in character insists he is OK and he's keeping Athlone, I mean Gotham, safe.

"Now c'mon that's delusional shite.
We tried to play ball with you, your behaviour is not on, you're a fuckin' tiresome psycho bollocks. Now shut up ta fuck and come with us.
Yer not Adam West ya silly cunt".

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I have not idea if Batman is Marvel or DC or whatever but imagine he was real:
Intervention time:
"Batman you must have had some problems that led you to this but you have to stop being a violent vigilante.
You can to go the goth S&M club dressed like that but otherwise you look feckin silly.
You're causing more crime than everyone else put together and we're feckin sick of ya to be honest.
So we're gonna get ya the help you need cause you can't go on acting the bollocks like this.
So you can do this the easy way or the hard way but your the biggest waste of Gardai time going.
So for fucks sake get in the ambulance with those nice doctors and we'll look after you".

Batman staying in character insists he is OK and he's keeping Athlone, I mean Gotham, safe.

"Now c'mon that's delusional shite.
We tried to play ball with you, your behaviour is not on, you're a fuckin' tiresome psycho bollocks. Now shut up ta fuck and come with us.
Yer not Adam West ya silly cunt".

I think they’ve done a spin-off comic of Batman from the cops’ perspective which basically treats him as a stupid nuisance who create more problems than he solves.

 

[magicbastarder]

I have not idea if Batman is Marvel or DC or whatever but imagine he was real:
Intervention time:
"Batman you must have had some problems that led you to this but you have to stop being a violent vigilante.
You can to go the goth S&M club dressed like that but otherwise you look feckin silly.
You're causing more crime than everyone else put together and we're feckin sick of ya to be honest.
So we're gonna get ya the help you need cause you can't go on acting the bollocks like this.
So you can do this the easy way or the hard way but your the biggest waste of Gardai time going.
So for fucks sake get in the ambulance with those nice doctors and we'll look after you".

Batman staying in character insists he is OK and he's keeping Athlone, I mean Gotham, safe.

"Now c'mon that's delusional shite.
We tried to play ball with you, your behaviour is not on, you're a fuckin' tiresome psycho bollocks. Now shut up ta fuck and come with us.
Yer not Adam West ya silly cunt".

not a million miles from the concept behind 'watchmen'

 

[nuke terrorist]

not a million miles from the concept behind 'watchmen'

The Watchmen idea seems to be if superheros were real they'd be extremely tragic.
I can't take superheros seriously whatsoever.

EDIT:
Adam West was cool though. He could do no wrong - master of American camp.

 

[seanc]

I was wearing my batman bathrobe earlier (the bat-robe). I think Superman (2?) was the first thing I saw in the cinema. I couldn't relate to it at all. Later I saw 1989 batman and it was a cinematic experience that I'll always remember.

Nowadays, I identify more with the joker. and I'm not crediting Chris Nolan, Heath Ledger or Joachin Phoenix for this. Merely the chaos of life.

 

[magicbastarder]

ET is the earliest movie i can easily remember seeing. it scared the shit out of me.

 

[nuke terrorist]

ET is the earliest movie i can easily remember seeing. it scared the shit out of me.

First time I was in a cinema too.
Never liked it. I was 6 or 7 and just didn't follow what the theme was.
Stevo Spielberg made a few good movies but that wasn't one of them.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I never loved ET either. It was fine but that and Close Encounters left me cold. We watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and, questionable portrayals of the Middle East aside, it was still really good.

 

[Cormcolash]

ET is probably first film I remember in the cinema too, and I never really liked it.

 

[ernesto]

I was wearing my batman bathrobe earlier (the bat-robe). I think Superman (2?) was the first thing I saw in the cinema. I couldn't relate to it at all. Later I saw 1989 batman and it was a cinematic experience that I'll always remember.

Nowadays, I identify more with the joker. and I'm not crediting Chris Nolan, Heath Ledger or Joachin Phoenix for this. Merely the chaos of life.

The first film I remember seeing in the cinema, was Batman in The Savoy in Dublin in 1989.

Never forget it either.

 

[seanc]

Well then, there's a theme for a Xmas party.

You wanna get nuts? C'MON, let's get nuts!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

AI was the best one, and Minority Report

 

[nuke terrorist]

The Batman skit I wrote above was supposed to sound like Mattie McGrath was saying it.

Iceman gets his priorities right -

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[David Kronenbourg]

British conductor Jan Latham-Koenig charged with child sexual abuse

Renowned classical music conductor was arrested at Victoria station in London on Wednesday

www.theguardian.com

 

[David Kronenbourg]

108 pages and creeps still creepin

 

[Anthony]

ET is probably first film I remember in the cinema too, and I never really liked it.

ET sucks. As do all indiana jones films.

 

[ann post]

If it didn't have BMX's in it I'm not sure my young self would have cared at all

 

[JohnnyRaz]

The first film I remember seeing in the cinema, was Batman in The Savoy in Dublin in 1989.

Never forget it either.

thats a bit of a scary one for a 7 year old? (half remembered you said you were born in 82///)

 

[ernesto]

thats a bit of a scary one for a 7 year old? (half remembered you said you were born in 82///)

Nah it was class!