Celebrity Bootcamp, next, The End of the World (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by sarah
Hector empty your inbox bleeding jaysus,
and while yer at it make me dinner.

tis done lamb

 

[sarah]

forgot what I was going to say now....
sorry.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

you was gunna say "hec, can hapi come around for tea?"

 

[Hector Grey]

ah well. tis better to say nutin and be thought a fool then speak nonstop bollocks like a prick would, as we say back home in china.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by hapi
okay, here goes speedy ... you give me a witty/funny reason as to why i drum like a chinese rapist and all is forgiven. 'see? i have this sneaking suspicion you just said rapist becuase you're a dick ... now prove me wrong...

It was a bleedin joke man. You drum really fast sometimes. Like a crazy fast horny chinaman, get it? The asian speed thing? Kung Fu? I think your a deadly drummer, seriously.

Ah jayzus...I try to be colourful, tell em its a complement even, and still all defensive.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by hapi
you was gunna say "hec, can hapi come around for tea?"

ah of course you can. hap is allus welcome.

like we always say in our place, you can't catch the clap with about a bit of the oul sex.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

ah now here... let's just go home and pretend none of this happened... let's come in tomorrow, let's forget some of us have marleys on our butt plugs or whatever the hell it is, okay? an' hec an' sazz, you is allus welcome in my hole, allus.

 

[Hector Grey]

that's love right there. you can chinese rape me anytime, whatever that happens to be. pleasant sounding tho, innit?

 

[haag]

Originally posted by Alex
Speedy,

The SAD truth is that if this bullshit is broadcasted it's because a lot of people find interesting to watch it.

If everybody considered it crap, then it wouldn't be on TV

This is SO sad.....

Not true, people just watch any old crap because its on.
which is sadder

 

[Speed Racer]

I PM'd you hapi, haag

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
Wait a sec there, everybody thought The Cassidys was absolute crap, everybody considered it crap, but it still appeared on TV for 8 episodes or something.

6 episodes. They made 6.
They showed all of them. Once.

Everyone rightly thought it was shit.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Re: Re: Celebrity Bootcamp, next, The End of the World

Originally posted by sarah
[It can get worse and it has!
I stayed glued in fascination to this
awful trash called the Anna nicole smith show,
last night which is about a big fat white trash slapper.
She is the most brainless slow witted person I've
ever seen on Telly. Ozzy osbourne & pat kenny included.

very distressing viewing

although she looked sexily statuesque in Naked Gun 33 1/3,

 

[pete]

gahhhh i have gotten halfway through this thread

let's play a game of shut the fuck up.

locked.