Why did you take the barmat?So, I am sitting in Daddy Jones bar in Somerville, MA on Sunday watching Tom Brady and the Patriots getting beat by the Saints in the final minutes of the game.
This guy next to me asks me if I'm a Pats fan. I tell him that I am, that I like football but I'm not an expert. I'm foreign and am still learning.
He then sketches for me the rules of football on a barmat.
1 - NRR ("Nigger runs right" - he explained helpfully while chuckling)
2 - NRL ("Nigger runs left")
3 - LBDN ("Long ball, different nigger")
4 - WPK ("White player kicks")
It was almost the quickest someone has ever been racist with me. And definitely the quickest north of the Mason Dixon.
I put the barmat in my pocket, paid my tab and walked out.
The bar then erupted as Brady scored the last second winning TD. Racist asshole cost me that.
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