Bullsh1t Theory of the Day (2 Viewers)

[LMD64]

the sky news article
During her time in the Iraqi hospital she tearfully kept asking about her boyfriend and family, an Iraqi pharmacist who treated her told Sky News correspondent Ross Appleyard.

He said that no soldiers had visited her and she had been treated well.

She was regarded as a patient and not as a prisoner of war, he said.

He said Private Lynch was "very healthy" and had been treated for an injury to her leg only.

i somehow get the feeling that they could have carried off the rescue attempt a hell of a lot easier, if the dizzy bitch had just checked herself into the out patients ward in the hospital.

maybe she was just waiting for someone to bring her a cpoy of the latest Cosmopolitan, or a bunch of grapes, or something, when suddenly 20 Black Panthers (or whatever) came bursting through the window, spraying fire everywhere and generally wrecking the joint.



The hospital duty nurse was reported as saying afterwards, "This is not going to look good on my report. And who's going to clean up all the mess?"

 

[silo]

Originally posted by lmd64
suddenly 20 Black Panthers (or whatever) came bursting through the window, spraying fire everywhere and generally wrecking the joint.

now that i'd like to see.

 

[LMD64]

not long to wait until summer 2004's blockbuster releases.

YELLOW DOVE GOES DOWN

starring
Kate Winslet as Private Lynch (or whoever's currently this month's flavour)
Matt Damon as Corporal Dick Thunder (the love interest)
Morgan Freeman as The President (once again)
Harvey Feinstein as The Iraqi Pharmacist (comic sidekick)
Rutger Hauer as Saddam Hussein (or someone equally creepy)

 

[Speed Racer]

They'll definitley make a 'Shaving Private Jessica' porno though. Thunder Dick will do the shaving, then.........the rest.


And he'll do 'the rest' sooooo much that she'll eventually have broken legs. Needless to say this one will be hardcore.

 

[LMD64]

Originally posted by Speed Racer
'Shaving Private Jessica' porno

shouldn't that be 'Shaving Jessica's Privates?'

and i'm trying really hard not to think of a way to work a Bush with a crewcut into this as well...

 

[kmastering]

Don't even think about getting dubya involved in a porn film! That's just sick!

 

[sparse]

Real hope for everyones sake that it isn't a case of "The Generals Daughter"

 

[the pope]

Originally posted by sparse
Real hope for everyones sake that it isn't a case of "The Generals Daughter"

good one there.
nice.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by kmastering
Don't even think about getting dubya involved in a porn film! That's just sick!

I just did. There was a horse present too.

 

[sparse]

Well there would have to be a horse.

 

[kmastering]

Eww I can picture it now!!

 

[sparse]

I Love this, especially this part - "He said she was in much better physical condition than he had been expecting."