Bored in Work XIV (with Mike Tyson as the Special Enforcer) (4 Viewers)

[Alex]

Originally posted by Anne OMalley
Not at all - read the last bit again.

As my grandfather used to say, "If you can't insult yourself, then you're a cunt."

I meant *my* comment (lack of intelligence) was nasty!

Bloody language barriers.....

 

[Hector Grey]

this changed my life

 

[Hector Grey]

i'm bored, lets write haikus. i'll start.

haikus are for girls
nambys and spasmos
which one are you?

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
i'm bored, lets write haikus. i'll start.

haikus are for girls
nambys and spasmos
which one are you?

how do you write
haikus again I
forgot.. its a load of arse really isn't it


Hecto,r I like your maths jobbie up there but, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[Hector Grey]

bored. you can prove practically anything by merely saying it like it's true.

lets get aphoristic here. opinions are like arseholes. pubs are full of them.

BORED. and i'm here till eight. you know why? i'm a fuckin chimp.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
BORED. and i'm here till eight. you know why? i'm a fuckin chimp.

ah jaysus, thats rough.. real rough

go home sick, tell them you have the gallops

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Pantone247


ah jaysus, thats rough.. real rough

go home sick, tell them you have the gallops

they made me work when i had ricketts. and the grippe. can you picture a body having to endeavour in the clammy grasp of the grippe? lawks a mussy.

 

[sarah]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
i'm bored, lets write haikus. i'll start.

haikus are for girls
nambys and spasmos
which one are you?

Spam haikus:


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Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks


Clad in metal, proud
No mere salt-curing for you
You are not bacon


Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan


Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?


Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?


Ears, snouts and innards
A homogeneous mass
Pass another slice


Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty


Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian

 

[Hector Grey]

THAt's dedication above and beyond teh call of the bored.

do you some work.

 

[sarah]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
THAt's dedication above and beyond teh call of the bored.

do you some work.

The calls have stopped a -coming thanks god!
anyhow just found that when I was trying to
find out how many syllables go into a line
in the haikus

 

[Hector Grey]

i was hoping you'd go "no, YOU do some work" to whihc i could retort "this is my work" and a merry owld time we'd have.

 

[sarah]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
i was hoping you'd go "no, YOU do some work" to whihc i could retort "this is my work" and a merry owld time we'd have.

sorry for ruining your punchline yet again......

will ya buy us a baleys after work?

 

[Hector Grey]

might do.

famous baileys:
gary Bailey
Bill Bailey
Beetle Bailey
Rumpole of the Bailey
David Bailey
Thomas Bailey Aldrich

top that and i'll consider it.

 

[sarah]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
might do.

famous baileys:
gary Bailey
Bill Bailey
Beetle Bailey
Rumpole of the Bailey
David Bailey
Thomas Bailey Aldrich

top that and i'll consider it.

Hows this ......Baileys for me

or

No ball-ees for u?

 

[Hector Grey]

it's unconventional, but i'll accept it.

luck fucking you, eh?

check um de pm, dere.

 

[pete]

last ever episode of the xfiles is on tonight

yessireebob

 

[Hector Grey]

bout time, buh.

don't you think?

or am i going to internet hell for that.

 

[pete]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
bout time, buh.

don't you think?

or am i going to internet hell for that.

You're already in Internet Hell....you have been since December 2000

 

[#10-7]

i hear mouldbag and skullfuck give each other a good lickin'.
true?

 

[Anne OMalley]

Well that explains the name anyway.

(I'm getting a lot of mileage out of that phrase these days.)

Originally posted by lorcanzo
i hear mouldbag and skullfuck give each other a good lickin'.
true?