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[LMD64]

Originally posted by old
Read the lyrics! Enjoy the photo! Listen to the song!
Go Austria!

whaddisay? whaddisay? this guy DESERVES to win. vote early and often, i say.

Alf Poier says: “My song called “Man Is the Measure of All Things” is all about animals living in the filth created by man. However things like water, trees of the forest, anthills, pure light, elephants with their trunks and cockroaches living under tiles have to count as well. My song is a hymn to individualism and against collectivism. I am in favour of balls and against circles, for corners and against edges, for every tree and not the generalisation of a forest. It is not so much the song that counts in my performance, but the moral behind it. Whoever votes for me is against being standardised and cemented into the ‘European banality’.”

 

[old]

And the lyrics are genius.

Man is the measure of all things

I like most animals on this earth
But I really prefer little rabbits and bears

Soon all birds and beetles will die
But Adam's in bed with Eve busy reproducing

Rabbits live in the woods
Cats in the meadows
And cockroaches
Live under tiles

Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary

The difference between animals such as apes and primates
Is no bigger than between noodles and pasta

But whoever wants to know more about animals should study Biology or inform
himself on my homepage

Some animals have wings
And others have fins
Some live outdoors
And others in cans

Small rabbits…..

 

[LMD64]

arf!

also for a pretty good critique of the acts on on the 24th of may, that's May 24th!!! , check out http://www.chig.blogspot.com/

 

[LMD64]

not the whole song, but you get enough of it to get the jist of it.


http://www.alfpoier.at/weil_der_mensch.mp3

 

[minka]

and we thought vanilla coke was a sign of the end times...

http://www.snackspot.org/thread.php?story=0304281608cas

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by minka
and we thought vanilla coke was a sign of the end times...

http://www.snackspot.org/thread.php?story=0304281608cas

"quite palatable for what is essentially maize and great big airspace sprinkled with the contents of a flavour test tube."

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by minka
and we thought vanilla coke was a sign of the end times...

http://www.snackspot.org/thread.php?story=0304281608cas

speaking o' which
I am now living round the corner from that shop, (and the place what fixes dentures) so it's cherry coke-tastic round mine these days

 

[rumpus]

In woverhampton I had refresher sweets flavoured soda drink

also I've tasted bubble gum flavoured soda...but what flavour bubble gum? It freaked me out.

icecream flavoured gum flavoured coke mmmmmmmmm

 

[Knacker]

Marshmallow and chocolate pizza.

I always played in goals as a kid. Hmmmm.... they said it was something to do with "physical presence".

 

[minka]

badger attack!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm

(truly, i am having an exciting day at work today)

 

[Anne OMalley]

At least the badger was thoughtful enough to wake his victim first.

Very BBC of him, the lil' varmint.

Originally posted by minka
badger attack!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm

(truly, i am having an exciting day at work today)

 

[LMD64]

"I been involved with badgers for 24 years now and I've never heard of anything like this"
Mike Weaver
Worcestershire Badger Society

Hmmm, does his wife know about this?


Mr Weaver said there was no need for people to start fearing an onslaught of badger attacks.

That'd be soo cool!
War of the Worlds meets Animals of Farthing Wood!
Them meets Watership Down!



Arrr, oi were just moinding moi own business, loike, arrr, eating moi Ambrosia Rice Pud, and oi were bit by a badger. Arrr.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

from the site.
Imagine that as a summer job.

The Fall Needs a Tour Manager!

We're seeking an experienced tour manager to work with The Fall on their much-anticipated summer tour of North America. Those interested must be available from approximately June 17 through July 21 and willing to contribute to the driving on what will be either a two-van or one-van-and-trailer run. Please contact David T. Viecelli (Boche Billions) at [email protected] for more information.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by nlgbbbblth
from the site.
Imagine that as a summer job.

The Fall Needs a Tour Manager!

We're seeking an experienced tour manager to work with The Fall on their much-anticipated summer tour of North America. Those interested must be available from approximately June 17 through July 21 and willing to contribute to the driving on what will be either a two-van or one-van-and-trailer run. Please contact David T. Viecelli (Boche Billions) at [email protected] for more information.

Plus depending on how many people Mark E Smith kicks out of the band you could end up on stage too!

Jesus, how masochistic would ya have to be?!

 

[pete]

something very odd is going on

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[Ed]

Originally posted by pete
something very odd is going on

12 May, Mon, 22:45:52 get paid to read email

Wow, i need a job, you hiring pete?



13 May, Tue, 13:34:14 site where call girls avalable

Thumped becoming quite the little earner ain't it

 

[snap-apple]

shostakovich on epitonic - crackin!
http://www.epitonic.com/artists/dimitrishostakovich.html

 

[P. Littbarski]

Originally posted by pete
something very odd is going on

how odd...ran the "get paid to read email" search in google and it's the 3rd or 4th link on the first page.

any ideas whats going on ?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Originally posted by conor
shostakovich on epitonic - crackin!
http://www.epitonic.com/artists/dimitrishostakovich.html

just go to the library, you'll get way more than on epitonic
cool guy though. although trinity gave him some kind of doctorate which leads me to belive he's a west brit cunt.

andy

 

[snap-apple]

Originally posted by RAD-ALARM
although trinity gave him some kind of doctorate which leads me to belive he's a west brit cunt.

west brits givin me a half-day. woo.