Bored in Work 57 (Varieties) (3 Viewers)

[sthar]

Oh my god, it's a sexy lady and not a polar bear!! We've all been had.

You probably find anything sexy that has a ZIP drive attached to it.

 

[minka]

wow. just, er, wow. and bagsy playing the gherkinophone.

http://www.gemueseorchester.org/anfang_e.htm

 

[LMD64]

My TiVo thinks I'm gay.

Douglas Adams is up there, wherever, pissing himself laughing right now.

 

[snakybus]

wow. just, er, wow. and bagsy playing the gherkinophone.

http://www.gemueseorchester.org/anfang_e.htm

brilliant, have you had a listen?

it has a real organic feel to it ar ar

I like the way they eat their instruments after a recital

ingenius

 

[minka]

brilliant, have you had a listen?

indeedy. mad stuff altogether.

i also like the serious discussion of how vegetable quality can affect your solos.

 

[LMD64]

indeedy. mad stuff altogether.

i also like the serious discussion of how vegetable quality can affect your solos.

crazyness.

to the radetzky march, i'm visualising large round friendly turnips and peppers, tooting away deeply, while insane mutated carrots, with evil demented staring eyes, gibber and screech around the friendlier legumes.

 

[LMD64]

and this is just ominous...

 

[LMD64]

i'm saying nothing...

 

[snakybus]

one instrument is called "tomato", and that's what it is, a tomato, no frills, holes or attachments

I can't figure out how you'd play it, unless you just squashed it and the squelching was the sound

same with "salad". How do you play the salad?

when you think about it though, some of the earliest instruments were organic in some way - dry hollowed gourds and the like

or is that a loofah?

 

[LMD64]

one instrument is called "tomato", and that's what it is, a tomato, no frills, holes or attachments

I can't figure out how you'd play it, unless you just squashed it and the squelching was the sound

same with "salad". How do you play the salad?

when you think about it though, some of the earliest instruments were organic in some way - dry hollowed gourds and the like

or is that a loofah?

salad's a shaker.

i guess you squelch the tomato. i'd pass on the soup though, meself.

 

[Theseus Mock]

saw those vegtable instrumentalists on TV once, however, the interviewer just asked everyone how the soup tasted. i reckon it had a distinct flavor of phlem.

 

[minka]

i reckon it had a distinct flavor of phlem.

ew, i hadn't thought of that. and i'm a wind player - i know how much saliva ends up in there. ew yet again.

tasty predigested soup.....

 

[pete]

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[nlgbbbblth]

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Heartbreakers in 1 hour. rte1

 

[Theseus Mock]

Flying Underpants Cause Highway Crash
Tue July 22, 2003 10:28 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police said Tuesday. A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns. "The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked. No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.


http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3133844

 

[LMD64]

Flying Underpants Cause Highway Crash
Tue July 22, 2003 10:28 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police said Tuesday. A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns. "The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked. No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.


http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3133844

I wonder if the german police have to examine the skidmarks left at the scene of the crash.

 

[Theseus Mock]

I wonder if the german police have to examine the skidmarks left at the scene of the crash.

smirk.

 

[spiritualtramp]

oh joy ! got this in my inbox !

DEAR SIR,

MY NAME IS MR. TAJUDEEN A. DATTI. I WORK WITH THE
INLAND BANK OF NIGERIA PLC AS A GROUP HEAD TREASURY DEPARTMENT.

IN THE DISCHARGE OF MY DUTY, I STUMBLED ON THIS
DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT THAT HAS REMAINED DORMANT FOR
THREE YEARS NOW WITH EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($8.5M) IN IT. ON
PERSONAL INVESTIGATION, I DISCOVERED THAT THE ACCOUNT HOLDER DIED IN AIRCRASH ACCIDENT WITH THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE AMOUNT.
I AM WRITING YOU SO THAT WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO REMIT THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE NEXT OF KIN HENCE THE DEPOSITOR HAPPENED TO BE A FOREIGNER.
IT IS SIMPLE PROCESS WHICH WILL TAKE A SHORT WHILE TO PROCESS.
OUTSIDE THIS, THE BANK MANAGEMENT WILL CONFISCATE THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY AS UNCLEARED EFFECTS AND SEND BACK TO THE NIGERIAN DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION ACCOUNT.
IF I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE OPERATIONAL METHOD WE CAN USE TO EFFECT THE REMITANCE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT.
NOTE THAT MY PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU IS BECAUSE THE DECEASED HAS THE SAME NAME WITH YOU.

BEST REGARDS,

TAJUDEEN A. DATTI
ALTERNATIVE E-MAIL:[email protected]

so long losers , I'm off to rio as soon as my money comes through .

 

[LMD64]

oh joy ! got this in my inbox !

DEAR SIR,

MY NAME IS MR. TAJUDEEN A. DATTI. I WORK WITH THE
INLAND BANK OF NIGERIA PLC AS A GROUP HEAD TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
...

Lucky cow!!!!




...wait a minute, he said 'DEAR SIR'. have you...? no, you haven't. you couldn't have.

you have, haven't you?

you've... had gender realignment surgery?

 

[billygannon]

Lucky cow!!!!




...wait a minute, he said 'DEAR SIR'. have you...? no, you haven't. you couldn't have.

you have, haven't you?

you've... had gender realignment surgery?

Well, she does wear the trousers in our house. When I say "trousers", I mean phat baggies where you can easily hide your muthafuckin' uzi