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[Dan]

I spent the first four hours of today sitting at my desk trying to look busy while a few of the top managers held a meeting in a room just behind my desk. How many times can I check a document for mistakes and pretend I'm actually reading it?

 

[hop]

Originally posted by Dan
How many times can I check a document for mistakes and pretend I'm actually reading it?

14


FACT

 

[HorsesAreGood]

Well you can always download a book from Project Gutenberg, print it out, add in some random highlighted bits, and voila you're busy looking and entertained for hours.

 

[rumpus]

I got that beat Dan. I’ve been trying to look busy for weeks as I check and change one document over and over and over. It’s a big one, but I’ve been leaping between it and here for as long as I can remember.

see, MY MANAGERS MEET IN THE ROOM WHERE I WORK!

LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND ME!












So this is my life.

 

[herv]

get this.

i've just been told that i was overpaid last month and now they're not going to pay me for 2 more weeks.

i have 200 euro to live off for 2 1/2 weeks.

doable, but most most most annoying. and i have whopping bills to pay.

 

[flashpants]

Just got this sent to me, which is perfect timing coz I just bleached my teeth. WOW! DISNEY! EXOTIC ISLAND!WOW! Now this is how REAL bands are formed


INTERESTED IN BECOMING PART OF A NEW DISNEY FILM ABOUT A BOY BAND ON AN EXOTIC ISLAND??

**AUDITIONS**

THE GAIETY SCHOOL OF ACTING, MEETING HOUSE SQUARE, TEMPLE BAR, D2
WEDNESDAY 26 JUNE & THURSDAY 27 JUNE 2002
all participants must call Eddie McGuinness (Pop Madness) @ 086-8423605 to
arrange an interview.

Initial (part of Endemol UK) - producers of Miami 7, LA 7, The Pepsi Chart
& Bar Wars are searching with Warner Music for members of pop group to
star in a 30 minute pilot programme for Disney USA.

We are looking for 4 males (16-21) who are musicians and who can act &
sing as well.  Each one of the band members must be able to play an
instrument: guitar, keyboards, drums / percussion, wind, brass or string
instrument.  They must also sing well, but most importantly, be able to
act.

The band will be launched in a TV film shot on an exotic island this
Autumn.  It's a story of an aspiring band who get shipwrecked on a desert
island, they assume they are on their own.....but they're not!  Written be
Joe Fisch whose credits include Third Rock from the Sun.

The band members will have to play a character (similar to themselves),
learn lines and have a personality to handle the comedy, drama and
physical nature of this role. This is a huge opportunity for four talented
lads & if the pilot "tests" well, there is a commitment from Disney to go
into a spin-off series.

 

[sparse]

Where do you get this stuff from?

 

[manky mongrel]

I think that's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. I can't wait till it's on the box.

 

[flashpants]

A friend of mine sent it to me, don't know why, might be my penchant for monkey butlers and playing drums made out of huge coconut shells.

 

[#10-7]

its mad isn't it?
i get shit like that all the time. just cos i'm in a band and play music people think i wanna be in a boyband or play stupid battle of the band competitions or something equally ridiculous.

we played a gig in our local there a while back and people kept saying things like 'jaysus, you'll be getting calls from louie walsh soon!' ans stuff.
one of our covers was 'nazi punks fuck off'...

 

[Dan]

I got a letter for an O2 band competition the other day delivered to my flat. The fuckers know where I live an' all. Theres few things I hate less than Battle of the bands competitions.

 

[Hector Grey]

this fucking stinks. where have all the people gone? is there something on that no-one told me about?

no one ever tells me anything.

hey, herv. what was yesterdays weather forcast?

 

[Dan]

I know, I'm semi busy, but I'm still checking this every few minutes...I feel so lonely

 

[herv]

shut your big muncher. *

and eh, how are you?

*hector.

 

[Hector Grey]

ahm grand, ya big galoot.

such a galoot you are.

what's the mary jane anyway?

 

[pee pee]

Originally posted by lorcanzo
its mad isn't it?
i get shit like that all the time. just cos i'm in a band and play music people think i wanna be in a boyband or play stupid battle of the band competitions or something equally ridiculous.

we played a gig in our local there a while back and people kept saying things like 'jaysus, you'll be getting calls from louie walsh soon!' ans stuff.
one of our covers was 'nazi punks fuck off'...

yeah, but you wear eyeliner.
you are asking for it

 

[herv]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
ahm grand, ya big galoot.

such a galoot you are.

what's the mary jane anyway?

i'm very tired.

i spent much of yesterday evening weeding the back yard for a landlord who never showed up.

 

[Hector Grey]

was he supposed to fix your poopy problem.

fucking germans.....

 

[herv]

hey...

not my poopy problem.

i only shower there at the moment.

but yes, they do use a hellava lotta loo roll them gerls.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by herv
hey...
but yes, they do use a hellava lotta loo roll them gerls.

tell me about it!!